Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.
When all fails, kamikaze and take everyone with you.
Don't make me mad then tell me to calm down. Thats like stabbing someone then wondering why they're bleeding.
I would love you if love meant the complete opposite of what it means today.
I'm killing time, waiting for time to kill me.
Cool story bro. Put it in the history books with all the other boring sh*t I don't care about.
If your not going to win the argument, lie.
The ultimate price you pay is nothing but time.
Take chances, make mistakes, and don't regret a second of life.
If we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket...I'd miss u heaps and think of you often.
It is true that there is no "I" in team. But there is an "I" in win.
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
Two things I hate the most: (1) The new lover of an EX (2) The EX of a new lover.
To catch me, you gotta be fast. To find me, you gotta be smart. To be me? Sh*t! You gotta be kidding!
Everyone and everything eventually becomes only just a memory.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
When single you see happy couples. When in a relationship you see happy singles.
Everybody is a student for life.
Life is so much funnier when you have a dirty mind.
