Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.
If you text me first, it's your job to keep the conversation going!
If we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket...I'd miss u heaps and think of you often.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
Stubbing your toe and telling the inanimate object to f*ck off.
Every woman is beautiful, it just takes the right man to see it.
Everyone and everything eventually becomes only just a memory.
Don't waste electricity, would you like it if I turned you on and walked away?
I don't hate school. I just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams and waking up early in the morning.
When all fails, kamikaze and take everyone with you.
You can be worthless to someone, but priceless to another.
When I'm bored, I eat. When I'm happy, I eat. When I'm sad, I eat.
It's hard to answer "what's wrong", when nothing is right...
I'm not prejudiced, I hate everybody equally.
I'm a very nice person...but for you I'll make an exception.
Who you are, who you want to be, and who you once were can be three different people.
The smile is every woman's sexiest curve.
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
Testing boys by not responding to their txts to see if they'll txt you again.
