Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.
You know it's going to be a great story when its starts off with, "So this b*tch!..."
It's hard to talk face to face, when your head is up your ass.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
You are not a winner, just the last loser standing.
Haters hate because they are what you ain't.
If we only attempt that which we are capable of doing, we will never grow.
Chuck Norris has three types of laundry...whites, darks and blood stained.
Taking forever to pick up a phone call because you're dancing to your ring tone.
From a girl's point of view, the guy always chooses the slut. From a boy's point of view, the girl always chooses the jerk.
It isn't till you've lost everything that you are free to do anything.
I love that whenever we speak I have no idea what to say or how to feel.
Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
I hate when I'm on the couch after a long day, I put the TV on and then my family starts having a competition of who can be the loudest.
Problems cannot be solved by the same level of thinking that created them.
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
The awkward moment when someones yelling at you and your desperately trying not to laugh at their angry face.
If you were a transformer you would be a hot-obot called Optimus Fine.
Never close a door that someone still holds a key to.
