Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.
Cool story bro. The best part is when you stopped talking.
KEEP YOUR HEAD HIGH, and you're middle finger HIGHER.
You said what you said and you said what you said, so what you said is what you said.
Love is calling back regardless of how many times they hangup on you.
No one said it would be easy but I'm saying it's going to be worth it.
It is true that there is no "I" in team. But there is an "I" in win.
The awkward moment when someones yelling at you and your desperately trying not to laugh at their angry face.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Just like every president has a teleprompter, every idiot has a cameraman.
Your actions are speaking so loudly, I cannot hear what you are saying.
That awkward moment when your in class then your stomach decides to make this dying whale's voice.
Dreams lift when reality falls.
If you were my homework I'd do you on the table.
That moment when your mum shouts your name so you do a quick recap of all the things you've done recently to see if you're in trouble.
Whenever I use "Thus" in a essay, I feel like motherfucking Shakespeare.
Jesus can walk on water. Ice is 100% water, I can walk on ice. Therefore, I'M 100% JESUS BITCHES.
Mario: An Italian plumber that was created by Japanese people, who speaks English, but looks like a Mexican.
Baby, I treat you like my homework, I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long.
