Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.
I always wanted to be someone. I see now that I should have been more specific.
That awkward moment when you don't die on Dec 21 and your kid asks you why he was born on Sept 21.
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
My ideal mate is someone like you, but with a different personality and with a different face.
We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public.
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
Just because your smart doesn't mean your wise.
Boys will break your heart, Real men will pick up the pieces.
Sometimes I look at people and think: That sperm actually won?
If you were a transformer you would be a hot-obot called Optimus Fine.
Problems cannot be solved by the same level of thinking that created them.
Cool story bro. Yeah your mums in the next chapter.
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
24 hours in a day 24 beers in a case coincidence? I think not.
Boyfriends are like goal keepers. Just because they are there doesn't mean you can't score.
The sacrifice of hiding in the light is living with your shadows.
I bet Osama Bin Laden regrets coming out of hiding to watch the Royal Wedding.
Be what you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
