The word of the day is 'legs'. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
Don't wait for the perfect moment, take the moment and make it perfect.
Laughing at the person because the joke was a fail.
I love using big words to sound smart. I mean utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence.
You know you love her when people think you're crazy.
When I'm bored, I eat. When I'm happy, I eat. When I'm sad, I eat.
When someone says they have to ask you a question, you think of all the bad things you've done recently.
That sad moment when you find an old conversation between you and someone you don't talk to anymore.
I know the beginning and end of this book but what shapes life are the chapters between.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
Take it easy, give it hard.
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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
Life is a bitch, but totally do-able.
A girl just told me she wants something with a lot of diamonds for her birthday, I'm gettin her a deck of cards!
I think 'First Response' and 'Plan B' should switch names.
You never know how precious it is until you lose it. And you never know how annoying it is until you have it.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
