The word of the day is 'legs'. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places
So you're the bitch that told the bitch that I'm a bitch well listen bitch it takes a bitch to know a bitch, bitch.
Off; the general direction in which I wish you would fuck.
I don't have enough middle fingers to show you how I feel.
Cool story bro. Put it in the history books with all the other boring sh*t I don't care about.
The people who know the least about you, always have the most to say.
When staring someone in the eyes, u wait for them to stare back at you.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes... That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
Life's not a bitch, you're the bitch because your not trying hard enough.
I hate when I'm tired and sleepy, but when I go to bed my body says "Just kidding."
Kim Jong Il's last words. "Hey, you're Chuck Nor....."
Good things don't always have to come to an end.
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except marriage, marriage will kill you.
So my life has reached the point where I've stopped asking "Why me!?" and started asking "Oh, again?"
Some people just need a high-five. To the face. With a chair.
