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The word of the day is 'legs'. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

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Regret lasts longer than fear.

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If we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket...I'd miss u heaps and think of you often.

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You do not learn anything by doing everything right.

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If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I had to reboot my computer...oh wait, he does.

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I miss you like an idiot misses the point.

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I will stop loving you when the mute guy tells the deaf guy that the blind guy saw a legless man walk on water, yeah that means never.

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The notion that you feel my pain is extremely uncertain. You have to apply the experience and pain of my life in order to come to this road.

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I think therefore I am, we think therefore it is.

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Definition of disappointment: guy runs into a wall with a boner and breaks his nose first...

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Chuck Norris will never die of a heart attack because his heart isn't that foolish to attack him.

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The ultimate price you pay is nothing but time.

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Everyone keeps telling me how fun Angry Birds is, but I've been insulting my parakeet all week and he just seems hurt.

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To catch me, you gotta be fast. To find me, you gotta be smart. To be me? Sh*t! You gotta be kidding!

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Yeah, I'm single, but you're gonna have to be amazing to change that.

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Everybody thinks that a girl's dream is to find the perfect guy. Yeah right, our dream is to EAT WITHOUT GETTING FAT!

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If you ever get caught sleeping on the job... slowly raise your head and say, 'In Jesus name, amen'

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You don't need some one to complete you, you just need someone to accept you completely...

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When a teacher sends you outside you have successfully won the argument.