The word of the day is 'legs'. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
Short answers silent treatment not smiling = You did something wrong.
From a girl's point of view, the guy always chooses the slut. From a boy's point of view, the girl always chooses the jerk.
Fear not the weapon, but the hand that wields it.
To catch me, you gotta be fast. To find me, you gotta be smart. To be me? Sh*t! You gotta be kidding!
I'm killing time, waiting for time to kill me.
It's not the goodbye that hurts, but the flashbacks that follow.
Taking forever to pick up a phone call because you're dancing to your ring tone.
Until a man finds something to die for, he has nothing to live for.
Today I went on thesaurus.com and searched "ninjas". The computer told me "Ninjas cannot be found". Well played, ninjas, well played.
Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
The awkward moment when teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.
I need a six month holiday, twice a year.
This duct tape makes everything you say sound like "yes".
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
Don't waste electricity, would you like it if I turned you on and walked away?
If your life is so shitty maybe you should wipe your ass better.
Jingle bells, Twilight smells, Edward ran away, Bella died, Jacob cried, POTTER ALL THE WAY!!
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?'Hold my purse.'
