The word of the day is 'legs'. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
Don't wait for anybody to complete you.
Dreams lift when reality falls.
Haters are just confused admirers.
Don't wait for the perfect moment, take the moment and make it perfect.
The greatest part of being imperfect, is being perfect at it.
If we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket...I'd miss u heaps and think of you often.
I think therefore I am, we think therefore it is.
May the bridges I burn today, light the path tomorrow.
Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to, unless you're in prison.
If you love something, let it go. If it doesn't come back to visit, hunt it down and kill it.
A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.
To catch me, you gotta be fast. To find me, you gotta be smart. To be me? Sh*t! You gotta be kidding!
I would kick your ass right now, but that would be animal abuse.
It's half water, and half air. So really, the glass is never half empty.
Kim Jong Il's last words. "Hey, you're Chuck Nor....."
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
Two things I hate the most: (1) The new lover of an EX (2) The EX of a new lover.
The people who know the least about you, always have the most to say.
