Life is not measured by the amount of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
Chuck Norris was bit by a poisonous snake. After 5 days of excruciating pain, the snake died.
Jingle bells, Twilight smells, Edward ran away, Bella died, Jacob cried, POTTER ALL THE WAY!!
Smart girls open their mind, easy girls open their legs, and foolish girls open their heart.