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Life is not measured by the amount of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

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You don't need some one to complete you, you just need someone to accept you completely...

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Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.

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Fall in love with my mind.

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I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

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I have moments of brilliance and hours of stupidity.

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When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.

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I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

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Would you like a table? ... "No, I came to the restaurant to eat on the ground, a carpet for 5 please." -_-

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I'm not giving you an hour, or a second, or another minute longer. I'm busy getting stronger.

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I'm so broke I can't even pay attention.

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How much coke did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

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Believe in yourself. If you don't, then no one else will have a reason to.

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Don't waste electricity, would you like it if I turned you on and walked away?

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Alarm Clocks, because every morning should begin with a heart attack.

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I'm not flirting, I'm just acting extra nice to someone who is extra attractive.

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Everything becomes funnier when you're not allowed to laugh.

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Laughing at the person because the joke was a fail.

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Everything will be alright in the end, if its not alright, its not the end.