My grandma is 80 and she still doesn't need glasses... she drinks straight out of the bottle.
It's better to be the owner of your silence than the slave of your words.
If life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, then lets get wasted and have the time of our lives.
Immaturity keeps me young.
Mephobia. The fear of becoming so awesome that everyone dies.
Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
Don't erase your haters, embrace your haters.
I think 'First Response' and 'Plan B' should switch names.
Trust in God but lock your car.
True friends aren't bought, they are earned.
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
A relationship with NO TRUST is like a car with no gasoline. You can stay in it all you want but it won't go anywhere.
It's half water, and half air. So really, the glass is never half empty.
Off; the general direction in which I wish you would fuck.
Ran into my ex last week... backed up and ran over his ass again.
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places
I order the club sandwich all the time, but I'm not even a member, man. I don't know how I get away with it.
The people who know the least about you, always have the most to say.
Born to be different, like everyone else.
