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My grandma is 80 and she still doesn't need glasses... she drinks straight out of the bottle.

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I study for minutes and take breaks for hours.

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Don't break anybody's heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206.

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Your actions are speaking so loudly, I cannot hear what you are saying.

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2013: The year when the movie 2012 will be moved from the action section, to comedy section.

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That awkward moment when it's not okay after an apology.

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Cool story bro. Publish it and sell it to someone who gives a shit.

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Don't look back. You'll miss what's in front of you.

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Drunk words are sober thoughts.

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The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

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Don't let the fear of striking out, keep you from playing the game.

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When someone says "It's getting hot in here" I automatically think, "So take off all your clothes".

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If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

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When your mum decides to be in the room while you're on the computer so you just switch to Google and just stare at it.

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Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything.

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Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.

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If you watch Cinderella backwards, it's about a woman who learns her place.

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I know I just met you last week but I kinda, sorta, just maybe, seriously have been curiously thinking about you every day since.

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Everything will be alright in the end, if its not alright, its not the end.