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2013: The year when the movie 2012 will be moved from the action section, to comedy section.

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Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything.

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Maturity is knowing when to be immature.

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There are needs and there are wants. I need what I want.

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Everyone and everything eventually becomes only just a memory.

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I'm killing time, waiting for time to kill me.

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How ironic is life. We spend so much money on expensive clothes, but the best moments in life are spent without clothes

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Aspire to inspire before you expire.

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Stubbing your toe and telling the inanimate object to f*ck off.

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When someone says "It's getting hot in here" I automatically think, "So take off all your clothes".

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I hate when I'm on the couch after a long day, I put the TV on and then my family starts having a competition of who can be the loudest.

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Chuck Norris will never die of a heart attack because his heart isn't that foolish to attack him.

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If you were a transformer you would be a hot-obot called Optimus Fine.

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The awkward moment when teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.

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You do not learn anything by doing everything right.

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Don't make me mad then tell me to calm down. Thats like stabbing someone then wondering why they're bleeding.

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To whom much is expected, much should be suspected.

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When someone says they have to ask you a question, you think of all the bad things you've done recently.

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The smile is every woman's sexiest curve.