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2013: The year when the movie 2012 will be moved from the action section, to comedy section.

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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

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Who you are, who you want to be, and who you once were can be three different people.

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I know the beginning and end of this book but what shapes life are the chapters between.

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Did you just slap my ass? NO!? Damn I was hoping you did.

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Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.

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Life is not what you take of it, but what you make of it.

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Never close a door that someone still holds a key to.

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If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.

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The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

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I think therefore I am, we think therefore it is.

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To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

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If we're not supposed to have late night snacks....why is there a light in the fridge?

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The awkward moment when somebody asks you what's wrong and they're the problem.

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If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I had to reboot my computer...oh wait, he does.

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I know I just met you last week but I kinda, sorta, just maybe, seriously have been curiously thinking about you every day since.

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You never how much is enough until you know how much is too much.

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Life is a bitch, but totally do-able.

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Learn to spell, kids. Auto Correct isn't always write.