2013: The year when the movie 2012 will be moved from the action section, to comedy section.
Light up the world with your smile, because you never know who might be stuck somewhere dark.
If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I had to reboot my computer...oh wait, he does.
I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.
Every woman is beautiful, it just takes the right man to see it.
I'm not prejudiced, I hate everybody equally.
I'm not lazy, I'm just highly motivated not to do anything.
Jesus can walk on water but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
I will still love you when you're no longer young and beautiful.
I don't have enough middle fingers to show you how I feel.
You don't like my opinion, wait until you hear the ones I keep to myself.
The awkward moment when you're about to hug somebody sexy and then headbutt the mirror....
I know they say the first love is the sweetest, but that first cut is the deepest.
It's weird not to be weird.
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
I tried to send you the most sexy thing on the planet, but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox.
There's no such thing as good girls gone bad, only bad girls found out.
To catch me, you gotta be fast. To find me, you gotta be smart. To be me? Sh*t! You gotta be kidding!
