2013: The year when the movie 2012 will be moved from the action section, to comedy section.
So my life has reached the point where I've stopped asking "Why me!?" and started asking "Oh, again?"
Forget it enough to get over it, remember it enough so it doesnt happen again.
I'm not an Alcoholic. Alcoholics need a drink, I already have one.
Born to be different, like everyone else.
Love is calling back regardless of how many times they hangup on you.
Wherever you go, there you are.
I hate when I'm tired and sleepy, but when I go to bed my body says "Just kidding."
Women worry about the things that men forget. Men worry about the things that women remember.
We're all born screaming, naked, and starving...then it's pretty much downhill from there.
If we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket...I'd miss u heaps and think of you often.
The smile is every woman's sexiest curve.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
You said what you said and you said what you said, so what you said is what you said.
Life is so much funnier when you have a dirty mind.
If they dont chase you when you walk away....keep walking.
Annoying moment: When you decide to be angry at someone for a week and the next morning, the anger you felt so strong, disappears.
Roses are red. Violets are blue! Faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't be mad I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.
If you find yourself using the expression "haters gonna hate" a lot, there's a better than average chance you're a douchebag.
