2013: The year when the movie 2012 will be moved from the action section, to comedy section.
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The greatest part of being imperfect, is being perfect at it.
The awkward moment when you politely decline food at a friends house and immediately regret the decision afterwards.
You are the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success. Fucking act like it.
I think therefore I am, we think therefore it is.
I'm not an Alcoholic. Alcoholics need a drink, I already have one.
Know one cares how much you know, unless they know how much you care.
Say what you mean and mean what you say because the people that matter don't mind and the people that mind don't matter.
I didn't lose my sanity. I sent it away for its own protection.
Life is so much funnier when you have a dirty mind.
I know they say the first love is the sweetest, but that first cut is the deepest.
Your actions are speaking so loudly, I cannot hear what you are saying.
Imagine how different your life would be if you said literally everything that was on your mind.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes... That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.
I didn't fall, I just caught the floor.
I'm not stupid, I'm just not thinking straight right now.
May the bridges I burn today, light the path tomorrow.
