2013: The year when the movie 2012 will be moved from the action section, to comedy section.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
When your mum decides to be in the room while you're on the computer so you just switch to Google and just stare at it.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
He broke her heart. She broke his X-Box. I think we all know who cried harder.
I will stop loving you when the mute guy tells the deaf guy that the blind guy saw a legless man walk on water, yeah that means never.
Wherever you go, there you are.
Your a boy, I'm a girl. So tell me again why we aren't dating?
I'm not an alchoholic, I'm a drunk. Alchoholics go to meetings.
My ideal mate is someone like you, but with a different personality and with a different face.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
History always has a way of repeating itself, bad or good, a perfect circle.
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too, bitch.
You never know how precious it is until you lose it. And you never know how annoying it is until you have it.
Those awkward karate chops you give door just incase it shocks you.
Its much easier to apologize then it is to get permission.
I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.
Everyone's fine with babies being entertained by keys, but let one baby drive a Porsche and suddenly I'm a horrible uncle.
