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2013: The year when the movie 2012 will be moved from the action section, to comedy section.

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When your best friend comes to you with a bitch problem and you're like"I don't give a fuck."

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Always remember to smile.

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If you're good at something, don't do it for free.

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Cool story bro. Yeah your mums in the next chapter.

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Love me always, love me never, but don't love me sometimes.

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I'm killing time, waiting for time to kill me.

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Nice shoes! Wanna screw?

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Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants.

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Kiss me if I'm wrong, but is your name Susan?

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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I'm invisible, can you see me? Yeah? How about tomorrow night?

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Research shows that 90% of men don't know how to use condom, these people are called DADS.

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You're never too old to learn something stupid.

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Take my advice, don't listen to my advice.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue! Faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't be mad I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.

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Girls are like aspirin. I take two and go to bed.

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"Dude that song is old"...."Well so is your mom....but you still listen to her."

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WORRY looks around. REGRET looks back. FAITH looks forward.