It's hard to talk face to face, when your head is up your ass.
Cool story bro. Put it in the history books with all the other boring sh*t I don't care about.
Everyone thinks that: Its every girl's dream to find the perfect guy....in fact its every girl's dream to eat without getting fat.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
You can't buy love....but you pay heavily for it.
A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.
The word of the day is 'legs'. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
Whatever doesn't kill you, makes you weaker and weaker until it eventually kills you.
When staring someone in the eyes, u wait for them to stare back at you.
Life sucks. But what it sucks on we may never know.
Life is a case of spoon or be spooned.
When you judge another, you do not define them, you define yourself.
The last thing I want to do is die.
I tried to send you the most sexy thing on the planet, but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox.
You're never too old to learn something stupid.
Fight poverty. Throw stones at beggers.
A successful man is one that can make more than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Make money, don't let it make you.
When single you see happy couples. When in a relationship you see happy singles.
