It's hard to talk face to face, when your head is up your ass.
We just have to accept the fact that some people are going to stay in our hearts....even if they don't stay in our lives.
Learn to spell, kids. Auto Correct isn't always write.
Got an issue? Get a tissue.
Cool story bro. Yeah your mums in the next chapter.
Don't hate me because I'm better than you, hate yourself because you're not as good as me.
I'm not giving you an hour, or a second, or another minute longer. I'm busy getting stronger.
Its much easier to apologize then it is to get permission.
If you lost your virginity, Chuck Norris probably has it.
Don't allow someone to be your priorty while allowing yourself to be there option.
You don't have to understand to be understanding.
The awkward moment when someone is yelling at you and you're desperately trying not to laugh at their angry face.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
Some people just need a high-five. To the face. With a chair.
I think therefore I am, we think therefore it is.
Some women can't find a GOOD MAN cause they're too busy looking for a PERFECT MAN.
A girl looks at what a man drives. A woman looks at what drives a man.
I swear Mario is a hobo! he wakes up wearing the same clothes, runs in sewers, and steals coins. To buy what. MUSHROOMS?
Fairy tales are more than true; not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten.
