It's hard to talk face to face, when your head is up your ass.
I love walking in the rain 'cause no one can see me crying.
I hate when I walk into a room, forget what I need, walk out and then remember.
When I'm bored, I eat. When I'm happy, I eat. When I'm sad, I eat.
Dreams lift when reality falls.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
I went up to my moms face and screamed " I WANT FOOD !!! " Until I got slapped in the face
When staring someone in the eyes, u wait for them to stare back at you.
You never how much is enough until you know how much is too much.
The people who know the least about you, always have the most to say.
If karma doesn't knock you out soon, I will.
Disappointments are just God's way of saying: "I've got something better." Be patient, live life, have faith.
This duct tape makes everything you say sound like "yes".
I didn't lose my sanity. I sent it away for its own protection.
Laughing at the person because the joke was a fail.
Don't look back. You'll miss what's in front of you.
I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila.
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
