It's hard to talk face to face, when your head is up your ass.
WORRY looks around. REGRET looks back. FAITH looks forward.
I'm thinking of a finger, and it's not 1, 2, 4, or 5.
We're all born screaming, naked, and starving...then it's pretty much downhill from there.
Life's not a bitch, you're the bitch because your not trying hard enough.
A good friend buys you lunch. A true friend eats yours.
If it put a smile on my face, there is no reason to regret.
If being sexy were against the law you'd be guilty as charged.
Fight poverty. Throw stones at beggers.
I went up to my moms face and screamed " I WANT FOOD !!! " Until I got slapped in the face
The world is a fucked up place. You fit right in.
So you're the bitch that told the bitch that I'm a bitch well listen bitch it takes a bitch to know a bitch, bitch.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Ladies, the only time it is okay to be skeleton skinny is when you are dead. So eat the frigging cookie and enjoy it.
Say what you mean and mean what you say because the people that matter don't mind and the people that mind don't matter.
The awkward moment when you politely decline food at a friends house and immediately regret the decision afterwards.
Don't look back. You'll miss what's in front of you.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
Girls are like aspirin. I take two and go to bed.
