Trust in God but lock your car.
Boys will break your heart, Real men will pick up the pieces.
My wife says that I don't listen to her, or something like that.
Sleep, hugs, kisses, love, friends, family, memories, smiles, laughter, fun... the best things in life are free.
If you got haters, you must be doing something right.
If you watch Cinderella backwards, it's about a woman who learns her place.
People are stupid, with random moments of brilliance.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
The people who know the least about you, always have the most to say.
Chuck Norris made orange juice concentrate.
Don't fall in love, fall off a bridge, trust me, it hurts less.
I'm killing time, waiting for time to kill me.
"Dude that song is old"...."Well so is your mom....but you still listen to her."
A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts.
If we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket...I'd miss u heaps and think of you often.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
The awkward moment when people are complaining about the sizes of their nose when Voldemort's in the room.
NO MUM. You're mad because you're wrong not because I was talking back.
Don't let the world change your smile, let your smile change the world.
