Trust in God but lock your car.
The word 'studying' was made up of two words originally - 'students dying'.
To whom much is expected, much should be suspected.
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
This duct tape makes everything you say sound like "yes".
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 52 people. Then the grenade exploded.
Those who like me, raise your hand. Those who don't, raise your standards.
I will stop loving you when the mute guy tells the deaf guy that the blind guy saw a legless man walk on water, yeah that means never.
I'm not a nerd, I'm just smarter then you.
You're only as good as your last game.
That moment when your mum shouts your name so you do a quick recap of all the things you've done recently to see if you're in trouble.
Eventually people will realize that mistakes are meant for learning not repeating.
Playing comes first, you can work later.
Those who live by the sword are bound to be shot by those who don't.
Hello substitute teacher... Goodbye assigned seats.
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
