You'll never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have.
My ideal mate is someone like you, but with a different personality and with a different face.
Don't let the fear of striking out, keep you from playing the game.
If you can't beat them, taze them.
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
So you're the bitch that told the bitch that I'm a bitch well listen bitch it takes a bitch to know a bitch, bitch.
When I watch MTV Cribs, the feeling of guilt from illegally downloading songs goes away.
"Dude, that song is old." Sorry, I didn't notice the expiry date.
The world is full of guys, be a man.
Who you are, who you want to be, and who you once were can be three different people.
Just because your smart doesn't mean your wise.
The awkward moment when someones yelling at you and your desperately trying not to laugh at their angry face.
Facebook is for for friends who are now strangers, Twitter is for strangers who should be your friends.
So my life has reached the point where I've stopped asking "Why me!?" and started asking "Oh, again?"
When a teacher sends you outside you have successfully won the argument.
Aspire to inspire before you expire.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
If all MEN are the same, why do WOMEN take so long to choose one?
Would you like a table? ... "No, I came to the restaurant to eat on the ground, a carpet for 5 please." -_-