You'll never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have.
If you were a transformer you would be a hot-obot called Optimus Fine.
You can be worthless to someone, but priceless to another.
Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
I don't watch any reality TV because I seriously can't afford to hate society any more than I already do.
Admit it! At one point in your life you closed the fridge really slowly to see when the light turns off.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory
Unicorns are awesome. I am awesome. Therefore, I am a unicorn.
If you're lucky enough to be different, never change.
If you find yourself using the expression "haters gonna hate" a lot, there's a better than average chance you're a douchebag.
I am not good at giving advice, but can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
If you watch Jaws backwards, its about a shark who throws up so many people, they have to open a beach.
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
24 hours in a day 24 beers in a case coincidence? I think not.
I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.
Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Women don't want to hear what you think, women want to hear what they think, in a deeper voice.
Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.
I say excuse me when I burp even when nobody is around....true gentleman.
