My foot just fell asleep. I think I'm gonna kick it with your face to wake it up.
You can spend your life avoiding your dreams, but everynight you go to sleep.
Life is a case of spoon or be spooned.
The world needs less people that judge and more people that love.
I'm your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye.
I'm so broke I can't even pay attention.
KEEP YOUR HEAD HIGH, and you're middle finger HIGHER.
How much coke did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.
Cry over cuts and stitches not bastards and bitches.
If you were a transformer you would be a hot-obot called Optimus Fine.
It's not how much you love someone that matters, it's how much you make them feel loved.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
You don't need some one to complete you, you just need someone to accept you completely...
Wild hearts can't be broken.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Laughing is when a smile has an orgasm.
I'm not stupid, I'm just not thinking straight right now.
It's weird not to be weird.
The sacrifice of hiding in the light is living with your shadows.
