Don't wait for the perfect moment, take the moment and make it perfect.
Your actions are speaking so loudly, I cannot hear what you are saying.
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
A pretty girl is nothing with an ugly attitude.
My foot just fell asleep. I think I'm gonna kick it with your face to wake it up.
When life throws a rock at you, throw back a brick.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
You never realize how offensive your music is until your parents are sitting in the passenger seat.
Everyone keeps telling me how fun Angry Birds is, but I've been insulting my parakeet all week and he just seems hurt.
Live everyday like it's your last because someday you will be right.
24 hours in a day 24 beers in a case coincidence? I think not.
Be positive for no reason.
If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I had to reboot my computer...oh wait, he does.
I will love you until the end. If you feel that I don't love you, this is just the beginning.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
I hate when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache and suddenly she's not your friend anymore.
Everyday the sun rises, but it doesn't shine until you wake up.
Haters are just confused admirers.
