Don't wait for the perfect moment, take the moment and make it perfect.
It's weird not to be weird.
I have finally decided to give a crap. Now who wants the first piece?
Haters hate because they are what you ain't.
I'm not prejudiced, I hate everybody equally.
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
History always has a way of repeating itself, bad or good, a perfect circle.
Chuck Norris has three types of laundry...whites, darks and blood stained.
I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.
Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly.
Dear 'K', You should get arrested for killing conversations.
Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything.
When life puts you in tough situations don't say "WHY ME?", just say "TRY ME".
You said what you said and you said what you said, so what you said is what you said.
Coughing in front of smokers to make them feel guilty.
I hate when I walk into a room, forget what I need, walk out and then remember.
I'm your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye.
Ran into my ex last week... backed up and ran over his ass again.
I'll advise you... don't mess with me: I know Karate, Judo, Tai Kwon Do, Jujitsu and 28 other dangerous words.
