Thanks wind, you totally raped my hair.
I don't know what's worse. Guys who refer to girls as b*tches, or the girls who actually respond to it.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes... That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants.
Today is the Tomorrow we worried about Yesterday.
Wherever you go, there you are.
Chuck Norris has three types of laundry...whites, darks and blood stained.
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I wanted a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
Cool story bro. Needs more dragons.
That awkward moment when sluts wear clothes.
Depression is not a sign of weakness. It is a sign of being too strong for too long.
This duct tape makes everything you say sound like "yes".
Cool story bro. Wanna hear mine? It's a fairy tale; once upon a time, I don't give a shit. The end.
24 hours in a day 24 beers in a case coincidence? I think not.
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
Letting go doesn't mean giving up, but rather accepting that there are things that cannot be.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
S_CCESS can't be complete without U.
I'm not an Alcoholic. Alcoholics need a drink, I already have one.
