Thanks wind, you totally raped my hair.
You don't like my opinion, wait until you hear the ones I keep to myself.
Compromising is the same as losing, it just sucks more because winning was never in the deal.
What you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
Boobs. That's all, just like this if you like boobs.
Fall in love with my mind.
Would you like a table? ... "No, I came to the restaurant to eat on the ground, a carpet for 5 please." -_-
I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.
I order the club sandwich all the time, but I'm not even a member, man. I don't know how I get away with it.
Don't let the fear of striking out, keep you from playing the game.
Light up the world with your smile, because you never know who might be stuck somewhere dark.
The last thing I want to do is die.
Teacher: "DO YOU WANT TO SPEND LUNCH IN MY CLASS?!" Me: Are you asking me out? O_O
I don't make the same mistake twice....I make it 5 or 6 times just to make sure.
Everybody is a student for life.
I'm tired of girls complaining that theres no good guys left...hello..we are where you left us, IN THE FRIEND ZONE.
Whatever floats your boat as long, as it doesn't sink mine.
We always start with completing the difficult. It just takes us a little longer to do the impossible.
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places
