Thanks wind, you totally raped my hair.
You can be worthless to someone, but priceless to another.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
Cool story bro, changed my life.
If karma doesn't knock you out soon, I will.
Life sucks. But what it sucks on we may never know.
I love using big words to sound smart. I mean utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence.
If you watch Jaws backwards, its about a shark who throws up so many people, they have to open a beach.
I'm not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. On my birthday, and when its not my birthday.
Annoying moment: When you decide to be angry at someone for a week and the next morning, the anger you felt so strong, disappears.
I love you more than a fat kid loves cake.
A real man gives up one night stands for a woman he can't stand one night without.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
How ironic is life. We spend so much money on expensive clothes, but the best moments in life are spent without clothes
When someone says they have to ask you a question, you think of all the bad things you've done recently.
Facebook is for for friends who are now strangers, Twitter is for strangers who should be your friends.
Immaturity keeps me young.
You got enemies, good that means you stood up for something.
A pretty girl is nothing with an ugly attitude.
