Thanks wind, you totally raped my hair.
You don't need some one to complete you, you just need someone to accept you completely...
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
Lifes a bitch....so when life sucks just sit back and enjoy the head.
I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.
We are bestfriends. Always remember that when you fall, I'll pick you up. After I finish laughing.
Teacher: Why can I hear talking? Student: Because you have ears.
My foot just fell asleep. I think I'm gonna kick it with your face to wake it up.
That awkward moment when you walk through the metal detectors at the airport, and your abs of steel set them off.
Right things happen at the wrong time if you wait for them to happen.
Some women can't find a GOOD MAN cause they're too busy looking for a PERFECT MAN.
You don't like my opinion, wait until you hear the ones I keep to myself.
F that B.
Born to be different, like everyone else.
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
The awkward moment when you're eavesdropping on a strangers conversation and accidentally laugh out loud at a funny part.
Physiological fact: emotional pain lasts for twelve minutes, anything else is self inflicted.
Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
Love is just a word, until someone comes along and gives it meaning.
