So you're the bitch that told the bitch that I'm a bitch well listen bitch it takes a bitch to know a bitch, bitch.
I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.
The sacrifice of hiding in the light is living with your shadows.
Love is calling back regardless of how many times they hangup on you.
Jingle bells, Twilight smells, Edward ran away, Bella died, Jacob cried, POTTER ALL THE WAY!!
Problems cannot be solved by the same level of thinking that created them.
Mario: An Italian plumber that was created by Japanese people, who speaks English, but looks like a Mexican.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
So my life has reached the point where I've stopped asking "Why me!?" and started asking "Oh, again?"
He who laughs last didn't get it.
"Dude, that song is old." Sorry, I didn't notice the expiry date.
I'm a very nice person...but for you I'll make an exception.
I am not good at giving advice, but can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
To catch me, you gotta be fast. To find me, you gotta be smart. To be me? Sh*t! You gotta be kidding!
I don't have an attitude, I have a personality you can't handle.
May the bridges I burn today, light the path tomorrow.
Cool story bro, tell it again and I'll punch you.
I'm sorry you had bad luck and turned out to be an idiot.
I can only endure saying goodbye because saying hello again will be all the sweeter.
