So you're the bitch that told the bitch that I'm a bitch well listen bitch it takes a bitch to know a bitch, bitch.
Facebook is for for friends who are now strangers, Twitter is for strangers who should be your friends.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
I couldn't help but notice that awesome ends with 'me' and ugly starts with 'u'.
KEEP YOUR HEAD HIGH, and you're middle finger HIGHER.
No one said it would be easy but I'm saying it's going to be worth it.
He who laughs last didn't get it.
Problems cannot be solved by the same level of thinking that created them.
You got enemies, good that means you stood up for something.
The toughest thing about success is that you've got to keep on being a success.
Today is the Tomorrow we worried about Yesterday.
I'm tired of girls complaining that theres no good guys left...hello..we are where you left us, IN THE FRIEND ZONE.
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
Every woman is beautiful, it just takes the right man to see it.
When life blows sometimes the best thing you can be is a dick.
Chuck Norris made orange juice concentrate.
A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.
Winners don't wait for chances, they grab them.
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