So you're the bitch that told the bitch that I'm a bitch well listen bitch it takes a bitch to know a bitch, bitch.
Winners do what other people won't.
I don't have an attitude, I have a personality you can't handle.
Mephobia. The fear of becoming so awesome that everyone dies.
The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of bill payments.
I would kick your ass right now, but that would be animal abuse.
You are not a winner, just the last loser standing.
Patience gets you everywhere on time.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 52 people. Then the grenade exploded.
My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.
To whom much is expected, much should be suspected.
When I'm always in my room; parents complain. When I go out; parents complain.
I always wanted to be someone. I see now that I should have been more specific.
This duct tape makes everything you say sound like "yes".
Married men live longer than single men, but they're a lot more willing to die.
Face your problems, don't facebook them.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
I'm a bitch? You're a bitch. Your mom's a bitch for having a bitch, your dad's a bitch for fucking a bitch. Now who's the bitch, bitch?
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