So you're the bitch that told the bitch that I'm a bitch well listen bitch it takes a bitch to know a bitch, bitch.
Life is so much funnier when you have a dirty mind.
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
I'm not stupid, I'm just not thinking straight right now.
When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.
Brushing your teeth before breakfast, is the same as wiping your ass before taking a shit.
Shit happens bro. Now get over it.
I want to go to Heaven for the climate, and Hell for the company.
Today I went on thesaurus.com and searched "ninjas". The computer told me "Ninjas cannot be found". Well played, ninjas, well played.
Love me always, love me never, but don't love me sometimes.
Compromising is the same as losing, it just sucks more because winning was never in the deal.
Boys will break your heart, Real men will pick up the pieces.
Cool story bro. Needs more dragons.
It takes more energy to look back than to look forward into the future.
Jesus can walk on water. Ice is 100% water, I can walk on ice. Therefore, I'M 100% JESUS BITCHES.
My ideal mate is someone like you, but with a different personality and with a different face.
If a quiz is quizzical, what's a test?
Immaturity keeps me young.
You don't like my opinion, wait until you hear the ones I keep to myself.
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