So you're the bitch that told the bitch that I'm a bitch well listen bitch it takes a bitch to know a bitch, bitch.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
True friends stab you in the front!
The awkward moment when you're on a bouncy castle and you fall down and the other bitches on there wont stop jumping so u can't get back up.
KEEP YOUR HEAD HIGH, and you're middle finger HIGHER.
Life is a bitch, but totally do-able.
If most people said what was on their minds, they'd be speechless.
Whenever I use "Thus" in a essay, I feel like motherfucking Shakespeare.
You can hold on to a person but not a relationship.
The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
Don't let the world change your smile, let your smile change the world.
Today I went on thesaurus.com and searched "ninjas". The computer told me "Ninjas cannot be found". Well played, ninjas, well played.
Don't waste electricity, would you like it if I turned you on and walked away?
Yeah, I'm single, but you're gonna have to be amazing to change that.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
Chuck Norris will never die of a heart attack because his heart isn't that foolish to attack him.
Whatever doesn't kill you, makes you weaker and weaker until it eventually kills you.
Life is like a penis, when it gets hard, fuck it.
It's better to be the owner of your silence than the slave of your words.
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