So you're the bitch that told the bitch that I'm a bitch well listen bitch it takes a bitch to know a bitch, bitch.
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
S_CCESS can't be complete without U.
"Dude, that song is old." Sorry, I didn't notice the expiry date.
The lottery: voluntary taxation.
Dear Boyfriend, Your wallet was getting fat so I thought I'd take it out for some exercise. Sincerely, your Girlfriend.
If you find yourself using the expression "haters gonna hate" a lot, there's a better than average chance you're a douchebag.
I hate when I'm tired and sleepy, but when I go to bed my body says "Just kidding."
Testing boys by not responding to their txts to see if they'll txt you again.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Never count on tomorrow because it may forget to show up.
Its the scars that can't be seen that take the longest to heal.
Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
Patience gets you everywhere on time.
Coughing in front of smokers to make them feel guilty.
The toughest thing about success is that you've got to keep on being a success.
Single doesn't always mean lonely and Relationship doesn't always mean happy.
Nice guys finish last, that is because they put their girls first.
I miss you like an idiot misses the point.
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