So you're the bitch that told the bitch that I'm a bitch well listen bitch it takes a bitch to know a bitch, bitch.
If you find yourself using the expression "haters gonna hate" a lot, there's a better than average chance you're a douchebag.
Charlie Sheen just set record for 'fastest time to reach a million Twitter followers.' Not his only speed record.
I'm not giving you an hour, or a second, or another minute longer. I'm busy getting stronger.
Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly.
The smile is every woman's sexiest curve.
New anti depressant for lesbians... Trycoxagain
Life is not measured by the amount of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
Cool story bro. Needs more dragons.
Don't let the fear of striking out, keep you from playing the game.
Drunk words are sober thoughts.
It's not how much you love someone that matters, it's how much you make them feel loved.
Sex burns 25.7 calories per minute, with that being said, wanna work out?
Tip to reduce weight: Turn your head to the left then turn to the right. Repeat this exercise every time you are offered something to eat.
If we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket...I'd miss u heaps and think of you often.
I am not afraid of death, it's just that I prefer not to be there when it happens.
I don't know what's worse. Guys who refer to girls as b*tches, or the girls who actually respond to it.
If karma doesn't knock you out soon, I will.
Right things happen at the wrong time if you wait for them to happen.
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