So you're the bitch that told the bitch that I'm a bitch well listen bitch it takes a bitch to know a bitch, bitch.
Here's a condom so that you can have protection while you go fuck yourself. :)
If you can't change your circumstances, change the way you respond to them.
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
Don't fall in love, fall off a bridge, trust me, it hurts less.
Compromising is the same as losing, it just sucks more because winning was never in the deal.
Cool story bro. In what chapter do you shut the fuck up in?
I think therefore I am, we think therefore it is.
I'm your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye.
Boobs. That's all, just like this if you like boobs.
Teacher: Why can I hear talking? Student: Because you have ears.
The toughest thing about success is that you've got to keep on being a success.
If you were my homework I'd do you on the table.
It's hard to answer "what's wrong", when nothing is right...
I put the laughter in manslaughter.
Auto-correct can kiss my ask.
Forget it enough to get over it, remember it enough so it doesnt happen again.
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
No really officer, I'm not as think as you drunk I am.