So you're the bitch that told the bitch that I'm a bitch well listen bitch it takes a bitch to know a bitch, bitch.
My foot just fell asleep. I think I'm gonna kick it with your face to wake it up.
When I'm always in my room; parents complain. When I go out; parents complain.
Ladies, the only time it is okay to be skeleton skinny is when you are dead. So eat the frigging cookie and enjoy it.
The minute you settle for less than what you deserve you get less than what you settled for.
Not everyone's gonna understand you and that's ok.
I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.
I'll advise you... don't mess with me: I know Karate, Judo, Tai Kwon Do, Jujitsu and 28 other dangerous words.
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
Love is just a word, until someone comes along and gives it meaning.
Disappointments are just God's way of saying: "I've got something better." Be patient, live life, have faith.
If we only attempt that which we are capable of doing, we will never grow.
Today is the Tomorrow we worried about Yesterday.
WORRY looks around. REGRET looks back. FAITH looks forward.
You know it's going to be a great story when its starts off with, "So this b*tch!..."
Whatever floats your boat as long, as it doesn't sink mine.
Fall in love with my mind.
When you're sober you think twice before you speak but when you're drunk you speak twice before you think.
Chuck Norris once strangled someone with a cordless phone.
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