So you're the bitch that told the bitch that I'm a bitch well listen bitch it takes a bitch to know a bitch, bitch.
2013: The year when the movie 2012 will be moved from the action section, to comedy section.
Facebook is for for friends who are now strangers, Twitter is for strangers who should be your friends.
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
I order the club sandwich all the time, but I'm not even a member, man. I don't know how I get away with it.
The world needs less people that judge and more people that love.
How the hell does Freddy Kruger wipe his ass?
Boys will break your heart, Real men will pick up the pieces.
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a problem with my attitude, and that's not my problem.
I tried to send you the most sexy thing on the planet, but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox.
Don't make time for people who can't make time for you.
Everyone keeps telling me how fun Angry Birds is, but I've been insulting my parakeet all week and he just seems hurt.
It's not how much you love someone that matters, it's how much you make them feel loved.
I love walking in the rain 'cause no one can see me crying.
When your mum decides to be in the room while you're on the computer so you just switch to Google and just stare at it.
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places
When life puts you in tough situations don't say "WHY ME?", just say "TRY ME".
WORRY looks around. REGRET looks back. FAITH looks forward.
We're all born screaming, naked, and starving...then it's pretty much downhill from there.
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