So you're the bitch that told the bitch that I'm a bitch well listen bitch it takes a bitch to know a bitch, bitch.
Karma's a bitch when you're a bitch.
I'm your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye.
The notion that you feel my pain is extremely uncertain. You have to apply the experience and pain of my life in order to come to this road.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
The awkward moment when wikipedia has copied your homework.
Once upon a time, there was a boy and girl who loved each other. Then a slut came and ruined everything. The end.
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
Coughing in front of smokers to make them feel guilty.
Some people should be high-fived...in the face.
Admit it! At one point in your life you closed the fridge really slowly to see when the light turns off.
I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.
If most people said what was on their minds, they'd be speechless.
I'm a bitch? You're a bitch. Your mom's a bitch for having a bitch, your dad's a bitch for fucking a bitch. Now who's the bitch, bitch?
You got enemies, good that means you stood up for something.
You can spend your life avoiding your dreams, but everynight you go to sleep.
When life blows sometimes the best thing you can be is a dick.
I'm invisible, can you see me? Yeah? How about tomorrow night?
Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly.
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