So you're the bitch that told the bitch that I'm a bitch well listen bitch it takes a bitch to know a bitch, bitch.
Just like every president has a teleprompter, every idiot has a cameraman.
Truth can stand on its own, only lies require faith.
Know one cares how much you know, unless they know how much you care.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot.
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Sleep, hugs, kisses, love, friends, family, memories, smiles, laughter, fun... the best things in life are free.
Science has made us gods even before we are worthy of being men.
I hate when I'm tired and sleepy, but when I go to bed my body says "Just kidding."
I would love you if love meant the complete opposite of what it means today.
I know the beginning and end of this book but what shapes life are the chapters between.
The world needs less people that judge and more people that love.
Pickles are just cucumbers soaked in evil.
I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
Boys will break your heart, Real men will pick up the pieces.
Compromising is the same as losing, it just sucks more because winning was never in the deal.
Laughter is a better way to bring tears to the eyes.
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