So you're the bitch that told the bitch that I'm a bitch well listen bitch it takes a bitch to know a bitch, bitch.
I eat problems, then shit out success.
You should appreciate what you have, before it becomes what you had.
Women want one man to fulfill their every need. Men want every woman to fulfill their one need.
If they dont chase you when you walk away....keep walking.
Don't fall in love, fall off a bridge, trust me, it hurts less.
I know I have friends and I know I have enemies. I just can't tell who is who.
If I got a nickel every time I told my wife I loved her....I'd have a nickel.
Dear 'K', You should get arrested for killing conversations.
Fairy tales are more than true; not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
Some people just need a high-five. To the face. With a chair.
That awkward moment when you walk through the metal detectors at the airport, and your abs of steel set them off.
Eventually people will realize that mistakes are meant for learning not repeating.
My wife says that I don't listen to her, or something like that.
I'm your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye.
Maturity is knowing when to be immature.
If your not going to win the argument, lie.
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