So you're the bitch that told the bitch that I'm a bitch well listen bitch it takes a bitch to know a bitch, bitch.
That awkward moment when sluts wear clothes.
If you aren't good at lying, you better be good at keeping secrets.
Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
If someone tries to bring you down it means that you are higher than them.
I hate when I'm on the couch after a long day, I put the TV on and then my family starts having a competition of who can be the loudest.
God must love stupid people. He made SO many.
Women want one man to fulfill their every need. Men want every woman to fulfill their one need.
Mephobia. The fear of becoming so awesome that everyone dies.
If life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, then lets get wasted and have the time of our lives.
Life is to SHORT, so kiss slowly, laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly.
Smart girls open their mind, easy girls open their legs, and foolish girls open their heart.
If you were a transformer you would be a hot-obot called Optimus Fine.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
You don't need some one to complete you, you just need someone to accept you completely...
The awkward moment when you're eavesdropping on a strangers conversation and accidentally laugh out loud at a funny part.
You cannot fathom the amount of fuck I do not give.
I didn't say it was your fault; I said I was blaming you.
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