So you're the bitch that told the bitch that I'm a bitch well listen bitch it takes a bitch to know a bitch, bitch.
Everybody thinks that a girl's dream is to find the perfect guy. Yeah right, our dream is to EAT WITHOUT GETTING FAT!
Relationship status: Thank god there are 2 TVs in this house.
Every day you will meet a moron; if you haven't met one today, tomorrow you'll meet two.
The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
Regret lasts longer than fear.
Procrastination is like masturbation....you're only screwing yourself.
I'm not flirting, I'm just acting extra nice to someone who is extra attractive.
Be positive for no reason.
I know they say the first love is the sweetest, but that first cut is the deepest.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
"Dude that song is old"...."Well so is your mom....but you still listen to her."
Cool story bro. The best part is when you stopped talking.
You don't need some one to complete you, you just need someone to accept you completely...
Dear Boyfriend, Your wallet was getting fat so I thought I'd take it out for some exercise. Sincerely, your Girlfriend.
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
Jingle bells, Twilight smells, Edward ran away, Bella died, Jacob cried, POTTER ALL THE WAY!!
True friends aren't bought, they are earned.
The world needs less people that judge and more people that love.
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