So you're the bitch that told the bitch that I'm a bitch well listen bitch it takes a bitch to know a bitch, bitch.
I didn't say it was your fault; I said I was blaming you.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Mephobia. The fear of becoming so awesome that everyone dies.
Kim Jong Il's last words. "Hey, you're Chuck Nor....."
I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.
If you're good at something, don't do it for free.
It takes more energy to look back than to look forward into the future.
Don't trip over bitches, walk over them.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
Boobs. That's all, just like this if you like boobs.
NO MUM. You're mad because you're wrong not because I was talking back.
Some take the bait, others reel it in.
A pretty girl is nothing with an ugly attitude.
The awkward moment when Edward and Santa bump into each other in your room because they're both watching you sleep.
There's no such thing as good girls gone bad, only bad girls found out.
It's weird not to be weird.
Regret lasts longer than fear.
I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.
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