So you're the bitch that told the bitch that I'm a bitch well listen bitch it takes a bitch to know a bitch, bitch.
Take chances, make mistakes, and don't regret a second of life.
The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
I want a person who comes into my life by accident, but stays on purpose.
Today was a beautiful day. Then you showed up.
I knew I was in love when all those stupid love songs started to make sense.
Its much easier to apologize then it is to get permission.
Women don't want to hear what you think, women want to hear what they think, in a deeper voice.
In my dreams you're mine, in my life you're a dream.
If you text me first, it's your job to keep the conversation going!
Perception is everything.
Off; the general direction in which I wish you would fuck.
New anti depressant for lesbians... Trycoxagain
24 hours in a day 24 beers in a case coincidence? I think not.
I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I'm a Libra and she's a bitch.
Would you like a table? ... "No, I came to the restaurant to eat on the ground, a carpet for 5 please." -_-
Eventually people will realize that mistakes are meant for learning not repeating.
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
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