So you're the bitch that told the bitch that I'm a bitch well listen bitch it takes a bitch to know a bitch, bitch.
That awkward moment when sluts wear clothes.
I didn't lose my sanity. I sent it away for its own protection.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
I want a person who comes into my life by accident, but stays on purpose.
We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
Dreams lift when reality falls.
When I watch MTV Cribs, the feeling of guilt from illegally downloading songs goes away.
Light up the world with your smile, because you never know who might be stuck somewhere dark.
Everyone keeps telling me how fun Angry Birds is, but I've been insulting my parakeet all week and he just seems hurt.
The ultimate price you pay is nothing but time.
Perception is everything.
Hello substitute teacher... Goodbye assigned seats.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of bill payments.
I'm sorry you had bad luck and turned out to be an idiot.
Never frown, because you never know who's falling in love with your smile.
Don't judge a book by its movie.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
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