So you're the bitch that told the bitch that I'm a bitch well listen bitch it takes a bitch to know a bitch, bitch.
Always remember to smile.
I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.
When staring someone in the eyes, u wait for them to stare back at you.
I've gone bankrupt a few times and it's pretty scary. But eventually I make it to the ATM and get more money.
The sacrifice of hiding in the light is living with your shadows.
You should never ruin an apology with an excuse.
When I'm always in my room; parents complain. When I go out; parents complain.
I'm a bitch? You're a bitch. Your mom's a bitch for having a bitch, your dad's a bitch for fucking a bitch. Now who's the bitch, bitch?
Everything will be alright in the end, if its not alright, its not the end.
That moment when your mum shouts your name so you do a quick recap of all the things you've done recently to see if you're in trouble.
Immaturity keeps me young.
Don't punish the man in front of you for the mistakes made by the man behind you.
If karma doesn't knock you out soon, I will.
24 hours in a day 24 beers in a case coincidence? I think not.
I'm not stupid, I'm just not thinking straight right now.
I really need you to, put the camera down and step away from the mirror.
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?
Cool story bro. The best part is when you stopped talking.
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