So you're the bitch that told the bitch that I'm a bitch well listen bitch it takes a bitch to know a bitch, bitch.
You got enemies, good that means you stood up for something.
Giving up does not always mean you're weak, sometimes it just means your strong enough to let go.
My life without you would be like a broken pencil. Pointless.
24 hours in a day 24 beers in a case coincidence? I think not.
The last thing I want to do is die.
God must love stupid people. He made SO many.
Definition of disappointment: guy runs into a wall with a boner and breaks his nose first...
The awkward moment when you realize that people are really laughing at you, not with you.
Never lie to someone who trusts you. Never trust someone who lies to you.
Roses are red. Violets are blue! Faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't be mad I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.
Chuck Norris will never die of a heart attack because his heart isn't that foolish to attack him.
Don't erase your haters, embrace your haters.
Bought a CD of ice cream van music. Now I drive with the stereo on full blast, watching the disappointment on all the little kids faces.
He broke her heart. She broke his X-Box. I think we all know who cried harder.
When you're sober you think twice before you speak but when you're drunk you speak twice before you think.
I told my ex I felt like killing her, and she said I needed professional help, So I hired a hitman.
I put the laughter in manslaughter.
Say what you mean and mean what you say because the people that matter don't mind and the people that mind don't matter.
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