So you're the bitch that told the bitch that I'm a bitch well listen bitch it takes a bitch to know a bitch, bitch.
A relationship with NO TRUST is like a car with no gasoline. You can stay in it all you want but it won't go anywhere.
Once upon a time, there was a boy and girl who loved each other. Then a slut came and ruined everything. The end.
Cool story bro, now go make me a sandwich.
Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly.
Playing comes first, you can work later.
Single doesn't always mean lonely and Relationship doesn't always mean happy.
Never count on tomorrow because it may forget to show up.
Just like every president has a teleprompter, every idiot has a cameraman.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
My life without you would be like a broken pencil. Pointless.
Karma's a bitch when you're a bitch.
My biggest mistake is not kissing you when I had the chance.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I wanted a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
Dear 'K', You should get arrested for killing conversations.
Don't allow someone to be your priorty while allowing yourself to be there option.
Life is a bitch, but totally do-able.
I have finally decided to give a crap. Now who wants the first piece?
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