So you're the bitch that told the bitch that I'm a bitch well listen bitch it takes a bitch to know a bitch, bitch.
If karma doesn't knock you out soon, I will.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
Laughing at the person because the joke was a fail.
Know one cares how much you know, unless they know how much you care.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
If you got haters, you must be doing something right.
When I'm bored, I eat. When I'm happy, I eat. When I'm sad, I eat.
History always has a way of repeating itself, bad or good, a perfect circle.
Imagine how different your life would be if you said literally everything that was on your mind.
Not everyone's gonna understand you and that's ok.
The awkward moment when somebody asks you what's wrong and they're the problem.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
Don't tell me the rules if you can't even play the game.
Everyday the sun rises, but it doesn't shine until you wake up.
I'm gonna go take a hot shower. It's like a normal shower, but with me in it.
I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila.
Everyone keeps telling me how fun Angry Birds is, but I've been insulting my parakeet all week and he just seems hurt.