So you're the bitch that told the bitch that I'm a bitch well listen bitch it takes a bitch to know a bitch, bitch.
The ultimate price you pay is nothing but time.
Who you are, who you want to be, and who you once were can be three different people.
Admit it! At one point in your life you closed the fridge really slowly to see when the light turns off.
You're only as good as your last game.
Have you ever noticed that when you walk into a spider web you suddenly become a ninja?
Sleep, hugs, kisses, love, friends, family, memories, smiles, laughter, fun... the best things in life are free.
Karma's a bitch when you're a bitch.
Be man enough to accept the consequences, be child enough to do it anyway.
I say excuse me when I burp even when nobody is around....true gentleman.
An apple a day may keep the doctor away - but all these Macbooks are getting expensive.
A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts.
Winners don't wait for chances, they grab them.
I don't make the same mistake twice....I make it 5 or 6 times just to make sure.
My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.
That awkward moment when you don't die on Dec 21 and your kid asks you why he was born on Sept 21.
When we hit our lowest point, We are open to the greatest changes.
Don't wait for anybody to complete you.
The awkward moment when a guy has bigger boobs than you.
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