So you're the bitch that told the bitch that I'm a bitch well listen bitch it takes a bitch to know a bitch, bitch.
He who laughs last didn't get it.
I couldn't help but notice that awesome ends with 'me' and ugly starts with 'u'.
When single you see happy couples. When in a relationship you see happy singles.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
Disappointments are just God's way of saying: "I've got something better." Be patient, live life, have faith.
Don't let the world change your smile, let your smile change the world.
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
"Dude, that song is old." Sorry, I didn't notice the expiry date.
You are not a winner, just the last loser standing.
Wherever you go, there you are.
I told my ex I felt like killing her, and she said I needed professional help, So I hired a hitman.
Coughing in front of smokers to make them feel guilty.
It's not the goodbye that hurts, but the flashbacks that follow.
Me: *sneeze* Class: *silence*. Popular girl: *sneeze* Class: God bless you amazing and lovely sweetheart.
I have finally decided to give a crap. Now who wants the first piece?
If you got haters, you must be doing something right.
I would kick your ass right now, but that would be animal abuse.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
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