So you're the bitch that told the bitch that I'm a bitch well listen bitch it takes a bitch to know a bitch, bitch.
Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
Not everyone's gonna understand you and that's ok.
Take it easy, give it hard.
Know one cares how much you know, unless they know how much you care.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
I don't have enough middle fingers to show you how I feel.
Chuck Norris made orange juice concentrate.
A rumor goes in one ear, then out of many mouths.
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too, bitch.
Don't let the world change your smile, let your smile change the world.
Why don't you just swallow all that makeup you put on? You might become pretty on the inside.
My foot just fell asleep. I think I'm gonna kick it with your face to wake it up.
Baby, I treat you like my homework, I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
If we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket...I'd miss u heaps and think of you often.
Cry over cuts and stitches not bastards and bitches.
Smart girls open their mind, easy girls open their legs, and foolish girls open their heart.
That sad moment when you find an old conversation between you and someone you don't talk to anymore.
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