So you're the bitch that told the bitch that I'm a bitch well listen bitch it takes a bitch to know a bitch, bitch.
Its much easier to apologize then it is to get permission.
I'm not giving you an hour, or a second, or another minute longer. I'm busy getting stronger.
Science has made us gods even before we are worthy of being men.
I am not afraid of death, it's just that I prefer not to be there when it happens.
Life is a bitch, but totally do-able.
Never close a door that someone still holds a key to.
Cool story bro, now go make me a sandwich.
Haters hate because they are what you ain't.
Life sucks. But what it sucks on we may never know.
If most people said what was on their minds, they'd be speechless.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
I have finally decided to give a crap. Now who wants the first piece?
If all MEN are the same, why do WOMEN take so long to choose one?
You are not a winner, just the last loser standing.
You can't define love, but love can define you.
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
Laughter is a better way to bring tears to the eyes.
Girls are like aspirin. I take two and go to bed.
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