I hate people who are lazy. They're so lazy, they don't even finish their own
Don't allow someone to be your priorty while allowing yourself to be there option.
Ran into my ex last week... backed up and ran over his ass again.
The world is a fucked up place. You fit right in.
We are bestfriends. Always remember that when you fall, I'll pick you up. After I finish laughing.
WORRY looks around. REGRET looks back. FAITH looks forward.
Take it easy, give it hard.
There are two kinds of secrets: one is not worth keeping and the other is too good to keep.
Every woman is beautiful, it just takes the right man to see it.
I really need you to, put the camera down and step away from the mirror.
Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
Behind every girls favorite song, is an untold story.
We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public.
I'm not flirting, I'm just acting extra nice to someone who is extra attractive.
I'm invisible, can you see me? Yeah? How about tomorrow night?
Sometimes giving someone a second chance is like giving them a second bullet for their gun because they missed the first time.
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
That awkward moment when it's not okay after an apology.
That awkward moment when your pet is staring at you naked...