I hate people who are lazy. They're so lazy, they don't even finish their own
Unicorns are awesome. I am awesome. Therefore, I am a unicorn.
Gravity is not the reason why people fall in love.
It's not how much you love someone that matters, it's how much you make them feel loved.
Take it easy, give it hard.
You don't need some one to complete you, you just need someone to accept you completely...
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
May the bridges I burn today, light the path tomorrow.
My grandma is 80 and she still doesn't need glasses... she drinks straight out of the bottle.
New anti depressant for lesbians... Trycoxagain
I swear Mario is a hobo! he wakes up wearing the same clothes, runs in sewers, and steals coins. To buy what. MUSHROOMS?
Facebook is for for friends who are now strangers, Twitter is for strangers who should be your friends.
Cool story bro. In what chapter do you shut the fuck up in?
Love is just a word, until someone comes along and gives it meaning.
When I'm bored, I eat. When I'm happy, I eat. When I'm sad, I eat.
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants.
To whom much is expected, much should be suspected.
If most people said what was on their minds, they'd be speechless.
If you got haters, you must be doing something right.
