I hate people who are lazy. They're so lazy, they don't even finish their own
You never know how precious it is until you lose it. And you never know how annoying it is until you have it.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
Jingle bells, Twilight smells, Edward ran away, Bella died, Jacob cried, POTTER ALL THE WAY!!
If you watch Jaws backwards, its about a shark who throws up so many people, they have to open a beach.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
I bet Osama Bin Laden regrets coming out of hiding to watch the Royal Wedding.
I'm not getting drunk. I'm getting awesome.
Accept what you can't change and change what you can't accept.
Just like every president has a teleprompter, every idiot has a cameraman.
Take chances, make mistakes, and don't regret a second of life.
Don't tell me the rules if you can't even play the game.
Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything.
The awkward moment when someones yelling at you and your desperately trying not to laugh at their angry face.
I really need you to, put the camera down and step away from the mirror.
Cool story bro. You should get it in Oprah's book club.
Those who live by the sword are bound to be shot by those who don't.
I'm so broke I can't even pay attention.
True friends stab you in the front!
