I hate people who are lazy. They're so lazy, they don't even finish their own
Haters are just confused admirers.
A real man gives up one night stands for a woman he can't stand one night without.
Fear not the weapon, but the hand that wields it.
You can pay for school, but you can't buy class.
Shit happens bro. Now get over it.
F that B.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
You never know how precious it is until you lose it. And you never know how annoying it is until you have it.
I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.
Be what you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
People are stupid, with random moments of brilliance.
Wild hearts can't be broken.
Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
Teacher: "DO YOU WANT TO SPEND LUNCH IN MY CLASS?!" Me: Are you asking me out? O_O
Aspire to inspire before you expire.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
