I hate people who are lazy. They're so lazy, they don't even finish their own
Say what you mean and mean what you say because the people that matter don't mind and the people that mind don't matter.
Hurting someone with the truth is better than killing them with a lie.
Every sinner has a future, every saint has a past.
Don't make time for people who can't make time for you.
You know you're getting old when people start telling you how young you look.
I know I have friends and I know I have enemies. I just can't tell who is who.
Chuck Norris puts the "fun" in "Funeral".
If I don't answer your first call, calling me 39971629829202 times won't make me pick up.
Playing comes first, you can work later.
You can spend your life avoiding your dreams, but everynight you go to sleep.
Gravity is not the reason why people fall in love.
Would you like a table? ... "No, I came to the restaurant to eat on the ground, a carpet for 5 please." -_-
The notion that you feel my pain is extremely uncertain. You have to apply the experience and pain of my life in order to come to this road.
You know you love her when people think you're crazy.
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
Fight poverty. Throw stones at beggers.
That awkward moment when sluts wear clothes.
Research shows that 90% of men don't know how to use condom, these people are called DADS.
