When life blows sometimes the best thing you can be is a dick.
It's better to be the owner of your silence than the slave of your words.
My biggest mistake is not kissing you when I had the chance.
Just like every president has a teleprompter, every idiot has a cameraman.
KEEP YOUR HEAD HIGH, and you're middle finger HIGHER.
A rumor goes in one ear, then out of many mouths.
If karma doesn't knock you out soon, I will.
Women want one man to fulfill their every need. Men want every woman to fulfill their one need.
Cool story bro. Needs more dragons.
I'm not an alchoholic, I'm a drunk. Alchoholics go to meetings.
Love needs to get glasses.
A relationship with NO TRUST is like a car with no gasoline. You can stay in it all you want but it won't go anywhere.
I'm not giving you an hour, or a second, or another minute longer. I'm busy getting stronger.
Negativity is poison for the soul.
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
If at first you don't succeed..... CHEAT!
Teacher: Why can I hear talking? Student: Because you have ears.
The world is full of guys, be a man.
I have moments of brilliance and hours of stupidity.
