When life blows sometimes the best thing you can be is a dick.
Be positive for no reason.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but is your name Susan?
.sdrawkcab siht daer uoy edam I
Love is calling back regardless of how many times they hangup on you.
Cry over cuts and stitches not bastards and bitches.
That awkward moment when your in class then your stomach decides to make this dying whale's voice.
I love that whenever we speak I have no idea what to say or how to feel.
Facebook is for for friends who are now strangers, Twitter is for strangers who should be your friends.
Love always costs more than you can afford, but its always worth the price.
Man: created by God, destroyed by a women.
11.24265336624% of people pay too much attention to details.
Relationship status: Thank god there are 2 TVs in this house.
It's not how much you love someone that matters, it's how much you make them feel loved.
It sucks that you can't photoshop that personality too, bitch.
If there was only woman ruling the word there would be no wars. Just a bunch of countries jealous of each other.
No one said it would be easy but I'm saying it's going to be worth it.
It isn't till you've lost everything that you are free to do anything.
You're only as good as your last game.
