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Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

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F that B.

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Annoying moment: When you decide to be angry at someone for a week and the next morning, the anger you felt so strong, disappears.

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Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly.

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Fairy tales are more than true; not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten.

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WORRY looks around. REGRET looks back. FAITH looks forward.

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I will love you until the end. If you feel that I don't love you, this is just the beginning.

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A girl just told me she wants something with a lot of diamonds for her birthday, I'm gettin her a deck of cards!

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The world is a fucked up place. You fit right in.

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It's hard to talk face to face, when your head is up your ass.

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My life without you would be like a broken pencil. Pointless.

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I have moments of brilliance and hours of stupidity.

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I told my ex I felt like killing her, and she said I needed professional help, So I hired a hitman.

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Regret lasts longer than fear.

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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

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Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

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The lottery: voluntary taxation.

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Jingle bells, Twilight smells, Edward ran away, Bella died, Jacob cried, POTTER ALL THE WAY!!

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Whatever floats your boat as long, as it doesn't sink mine.