Don't judge a book by its movie.
I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.
I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.
Sitting in the cinema, ready to watch the movie, then BOOM! The human giraffe sits in front of you.
I always wanted to be someone. I see now that I should have been more specific.
Life is not measured by the amount of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.
I'm a very nice person...but for you I'll make an exception.
The awkward moment when somebody asks you what's wrong and they're the problem.
How much coke did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.
If most people said what was on their minds, they'd be speechless.
Jesus can walk on water but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
The toughest thing about success is that you've got to keep on being a success.
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.
You never how much is enough until you know how much is too much.
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If you can't change your circumstances, change the way you respond to them.
