Don't judge a book by its movie.
Until a man finds something to die for, he has nothing to live for.
Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to, unless you're in prison.
Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
You should never ruin an apology with an excuse.
Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
When you judge another, you do not define them, you define yourself.
Cool story bro. Wanna hear mine? It's a fairy tale; once upon a time, I don't give a shit. The end.
I'm not lazy, I'm just highly motivated not to do anything.
If you ever get caught sleeping on the job... slowly raise your head and say, 'In Jesus name, amen'
I have a lot of time on my hands when I'm wearing two watches.
You can pay for school, but you can't buy class.
Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything.
Pickles are just cucumbers soaked in evil.
Life is not what you take of it, but what you make of it.
Love me when I least deserve it, because that's when I most need it.
I think 'First Response' and 'Plan B' should switch names.
The world is a fucked up place. You fit right in.
Cockiness is just confidence without confidence.
