Don't judge a book by its movie.
You can't define love, but love can define you.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Maturity is knowing when to be immature.
If there was only woman ruling the word there would be no wars. Just a bunch of countries jealous of each other.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 52 people. Then the grenade exploded.
Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
"Dude, that song is old." Sorry, I didn't notice the expiry date.
Women want one man to fulfill their every need. Men want every woman to fulfill their one need.
Here's a condom so that you can have protection while you go fuck yourself. :)
Don't look back. You'll miss what's in front of you.
Your a boy, I'm a girl. So tell me again why we aren't dating?
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too, bitch.
Be kind and courteous to everyone you meet but have a plan to kill them quickly if necessary.
I want to go to Heaven for the climate, and Hell for the company.
You don't have to understand to be understanding.
A real man gives up one night stands for a woman he can't stand one night without.
Teacher: "DO YOU WANT TO SPEND LUNCH IN MY CLASS?!" Me: Are you asking me out? O_O
Cool story bro. Publish it and sell it to someone who gives a shit.
