Don't judge a book by its movie.
Your actions are speaking so loudly, I cannot hear what you are saying.
It is true that there is no "I" in team. But there is an "I" in win.
Don't make me mad then tell me to calm down. Thats like stabbing someone then wondering why they're bleeding.
Once upon a time, there was a boy and girl who loved each other. Then a slut came and ruined everything. The end.
I couldn't help but notice that awesome ends with 'me' and ugly starts with 'u'.
You should appreciate what you have, before it becomes what you had.
Alarm Clocks, because every morning should begin with a heart attack.
Don't punish the man in front of you for the mistakes made by the man behind you.
Be positive for no reason.
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
I would kick your ass right now, but that would be animal abuse.
That awkward moment when it's not okay after an apology.
When I watch MTV Cribs, the feeling of guilt from illegally downloading songs goes away.
If you find yourself using the expression "haters gonna hate" a lot, there's a better than average chance you're a douchebag.
After Mondays and Tuesdays even the calender says WTF.
Not everyone's gonna understand you and that's ok.
Coughing in front of smokers to make them feel guilty.
Cool story bro. Publish it and sell it to someone who gives a shit.
