Don't judge a book by its movie.
Cool story bro. Put it in the history books with all the other boring sh*t I don't care about.
The more pictures you post of your pet the more lonely you are. It's science.
How much coke did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.
Don't allow someone to be your priorty while allowing yourself to be there option.
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
You have ONE advantage over me, you can kiss my ass and I can't.
Be what you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
Love me when I least deserve it, because that's when I most need it.
I know they say the first love is the sweetest, but that first cut is the deepest.
I know the beginning and end of this book but what shapes life are the chapters between.
When we hit our lowest point, We are open to the greatest changes.
I'm not flirting, I'm just acting extra nice to someone who is extra attractive.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes... That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
True friends aren't bought, they are earned.
"Dude that song is old"...."Well so is your mom....but you still listen to her."
If we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket...I'd miss u heaps and think of you often.
Cockiness is just confidence without confidence.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 52 people. Then the grenade exploded.
