Take it easy, give it hard.
Everybody spread positivity.
I think 'First Response' and 'Plan B' should switch names.
Treat every problem as your dog would: If you can't eat it, fuck it or piss on it, then walk away.
Life's not a bitch, you're the bitch because your not trying hard enough.
I'm not lazy, I'm just highly motivated not to do anything.
I swear Mario is a hobo! he wakes up wearing the same clothes, runs in sewers, and steals coins. To buy what. MUSHROOMS?
Life is like a penis, when it gets hard, fuck it.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I wanted a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
Don't waste electricity, would you like it if I turned you on and walked away?
I eat problems, then shit out success.
Roses are red. Violets are blue! Faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't be mad I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.
Be man enough to accept the consequences, be child enough to do it anyway.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.
Love is calling back regardless of how many times they hangup on you.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
