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So my life has reached the point where I've stopped asking "Why me!?" and started asking "Oh, again?"

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Forget it enough to get over it, remember it enough so it doesnt happen again.

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That awkward moment when sluts wear clothes.

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Don't hate me because I'm better than you, hate yourself because you're not as good as me.

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Treat every problem as your dog would: If you can't eat it, fuck it or piss on it, then walk away.

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When single you see happy couples. When in a relationship you see happy singles.

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Unicorns are awesome. I am awesome. Therefore, I am a unicorn.

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Cool story bro. You should get it in Oprah's book club.

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The smile is every woman's sexiest curve.

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My biggest mistake is not kissing you when I had the chance.

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Dreams lift when reality falls.

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You never know how precious it is until you lose it. And you never know how annoying it is until you have it.

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I would kick your ass right now, but that would be animal abuse.

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Haters hate because they are what you ain't.

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If a quiz is quizzical, what's a test?

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To catch me, you gotta be fast. To find me, you gotta be smart. To be me? Sh*t! You gotta be kidding!

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The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

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Chuck Norris was bit by a poisonous snake. After 5 days of excruciating pain, the snake died.

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Do you work at Subway? Cause you just gave me a footlong.