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You have ONE advantage over me, you can kiss my ass and I can't.

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I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I'm a Libra and she's a bitch.

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Regret lasts longer than fear.

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Ohh, that sounds kinda harsh. I better add a 'lol'.

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This duct tape makes everything you say sound like "yes".

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You know you love her when people think you're crazy.

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I'm not single. I'm in a long-standing relationship with fun and freedom.

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Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?

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That awkward moment when your in class then your stomach decides to make this dying whale's voice.

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S_CCESS can't be complete without U.

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Cool story bro. Wanna hear mine? It's a fairy tale; once upon a time, I don't give a shit. The end.

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Sitting in the cinema, ready to watch the movie, then BOOM! The human giraffe sits in front of you.

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Haters hate because they are what you ain't.

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If you find yourself using the expression "haters gonna hate" a lot, there's a better than average chance you're a douchebag.

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I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.

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Eventually people will realize that mistakes are meant for learning not repeating.

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Lifes a bitch....so when life sucks just sit back and enjoy the head.

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Face your problems, don't facebook them.

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Boobs. That's all, just like this if you like boobs.