Alarm Clocks, because every morning should begin with a heart attack.
Playing comes first, you can work later.
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
Roses are red. Violets are blue! Faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't be mad I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.
It's not how much you love someone that matters, it's how much you make them feel loved.
Wherever you go, there you are.
Have you ever noticed that when you walk into a spider web you suddenly become a ninja?
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
Don't let the world change your smile, let your smile change the world.
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
Whatever doesn't kill you, makes you weaker and weaker until it eventually kills you.
Sleep, hugs, kisses, love, friends, family, memories, smiles, laughter, fun... the best things in life are free.
Maturity is knowing when to be immature.
Cool story bro. Wanna hear mine? It's a fairy tale; once upon a time, I don't give a shit. The end.
I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.
When a teacher sends you outside you have successfully won the argument.
There are two kinds of secrets: one is not worth keeping and the other is too good to keep.
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
Wild hearts can't be broken.
