Alarm Clocks, because every morning should begin with a heart attack.
Got an issue? Get a tissue.
In my dreams you're mine, in my life you're a dream.
I'm so broke I can't even pay attention.
I think therefore I am, we think therefore it is.
You know you love her when people think you're crazy.
If you watch Jaws backwards, its about a shark who throws up so many people, they have to open a beach.
Trust in God but lock your car.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory
I know the beginning and end of this book but what shapes life are the chapters between.
Cool story bro. Yeah your mums in the next chapter.
I have no time for stupid people. But they sure do have time for me.
If karma doesn't knock you out soon, I will.
I love you more than a fat kid loves cake.
Who you are, who you want to be, and who you once were can be three different people.
Never count on tomorrow because it may forget to show up.
It isn't till you've lost everything that you are free to do anything.
I know they say the first love is the sweetest, but that first cut is the deepest.
