Alarm Clocks, because every morning should begin with a heart attack.
Believe in yourself. If you don't, then no one else will have a reason to.
Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything.
How ironic is life. We spend so much money on expensive clothes, but the best moments in life are spent without clothes
The last thing I want to do is die.
Today is the Tomorrow we worried about Yesterday.
Don't look back. You'll miss what's in front of you.
You're only as good as your last game.
If you watch Cinderella backwards, it's about a woman who learns her place.
Always remember to smile.
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to, unless you're in prison.
When we hit our lowest point, We are open to the greatest changes.
Chuck Norris will never die of a heart attack because his heart isn't that foolish to attack him.
I know the beginning and end of this book but what shapes life are the chapters between.
There's no such thing as good girls gone bad, only bad girls found out.
Be man enough to accept the consequences, be child enough to do it anyway.
