Alarm Clocks, because every morning should begin with a heart attack.
Everyone is gifted, but some people never open their package.
Never close a door that someone still holds a key to.
Pickles are just cucumbers soaked in evil.
I didn't lose my sanity. I sent it away for its own protection.
You never how much is enough until you know how much is too much.
True friends aren't bought, they are earned.
Bought a CD of ice cream van music. Now I drive with the stereo on full blast, watching the disappointment on all the little kids faces.
Boyfriends are like goal keepers. Just because they are there doesn't mean you can't score.
A soulmate is meeting the piece of you that is missing. It's undeniable and scary, but you feel lost without it.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
How the hell does Freddy Kruger wipe his ass?
You can pay for school, but you can't buy class.
There are two kinds of secrets: one is not worth keeping and the other is too good to keep.
Don't let the world change your smile, let your smile change the world.
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
That moment when your mum shouts your name so you do a quick recap of all the things you've done recently to see if you're in trouble.
Boys will break your heart, Real men will pick up the pieces.
WORRY looks around. REGRET looks back. FAITH looks forward.
