Alarm Clocks, because every morning should begin with a heart attack.
Most people are still alive because its illegal to shoot them.
I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.
History always has a way of repeating itself, bad or good, a perfect circle.
Make money, don't let it make you.
Don't look back. You'll miss what's in front of you.
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
I'm not a nerd, I'm just smarter then you.
This duct tape makes everything you say sound like "yes".
Everybody spread positivity.
New anti depressant for lesbians... Trycoxagain
Born to be different, like everyone else.
I love that whenever we speak I have no idea what to say or how to feel.
If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
When all fails, kamikaze and take everyone with you.
If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
I go to bed late every night and I realize it was bad idea every morning.
Haters are just confused admirers.
It's better to be the owner of your silence than the slave of your words.
