Alarm Clocks, because every morning should begin with a heart attack.
Cool story bro. Put it in the history books with all the other boring sh*t I don't care about.
Cool story bro, changed my life.
We always start with completing the difficult. It just takes us a little longer to do the impossible.
Immaturity keeps me young.
If you want to look young and thin, hang out around fat old people.
Don't punish the man in front of you for the mistakes made by the man behind you.
Laughing at the person because the joke was a fail.
Today was a beautiful day. Then you showed up.
Sometimes giving someone a second chance is like giving them a second bullet for their gun because they missed the first time.
If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I had to reboot my computer...oh wait, he does.
Hurting someone with the truth is better than killing them with a lie.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Karma's a bitch when you're a bitch.
Playing comes first, you can work later.
Be kind and courteous to everyone you meet but have a plan to kill them quickly if necessary.
Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
Who you are, who you want to be, and who you once were can be three different people.
Sadly some boys think of girls as books; If the cover doesn't catch their eye they don't bother to read whats inside.
