Alarm Clocks, because every morning should begin with a heart attack.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot.
It sucks that you can't photoshop that personality too, bitch.
Shit happens bro. Now get over it.
Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?
I'm not a nerd, I'm just smarter then you.
The ultimate price you pay is nothing but time.
When I'm always in my room; parents complain. When I go out; parents complain.
If you were my homework I'd do you on the table.
I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.
Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Sadly some boys think of girls as books; If the cover doesn't catch their eye they don't bother to read whats inside.
If you're lucky enough to be different, never change.
Teacher: "You failed the test." - Student:"You failed to educate."
Love me when I least deserve it, because that's when I most need it.
Life isn't about staying dry, it's about learning how to play in the rain.
