God made Heaven and Earth, the rest was made in China.
The awkward moment when wikipedia has copied your homework.
Whatever floats your boat as long, as it doesn't sink mine.
Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
Girls are like aspirin. I take two and go to bed.
That awkward moment when your pet is staring at you naked...
You're only as good as your last game.
Love always costs more than you can afford, but its always worth the price.
A pretty girl is nothing with an ugly attitude.
Love is just a word, until someone comes along and gives it meaning.
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
Everyone thinks that: Its every girl's dream to find the perfect guy....in fact its every girl's dream to eat without getting fat.
A good friend buys you lunch. A true friend eats yours.
Act like a gentleman, think like a boss.
Light up the world with your smile, because you never know who might be stuck somewhere dark.
When life puts you in tough situations don't say "WHY ME?", just say "TRY ME".
Don't break anybody's heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206.
When your mum decides to be in the room while you're on the computer so you just switch to Google and just stare at it.
Playing comes first, you can work later.
