God made Heaven and Earth, the rest was made in China.
So my life has reached the point where I've stopped asking "Why me!?" and started asking "Oh, again?"
Life sucks. But what it sucks on we may never know.
Your actions are speaking so loudly, I cannot hear what you are saying.
Cool story bro. You should get it in Oprah's book club.
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
That moment when your mum shouts your name so you do a quick recap of all the things you've done recently to see if you're in trouble.
Life is not what you take of it, but what you make of it.
Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly.
Don't wait for anybody to complete you.
It's weird not to be weird.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I had to reboot my computer...oh wait, he does.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
I'm not an Alcoholic. Alcoholics need a drink, I already have one.
Sadly some boys think of girls as books; If the cover doesn't catch their eye they don't bother to read whats inside.
Negativity is poison for the soul.
We're all born screaming, naked, and starving...then it's pretty much downhill from there.
You don't need some one to complete you, you just need someone to accept you completely...
