God made Heaven and Earth, the rest was made in China.
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
If you can't change your circumstances, change the way you respond to them.
Pickles are just cucumbers soaked in evil.
Don't tell me the rules if you can't even play the game.
It takes more energy to look back than to look forward into the future.
Some women can't find a GOOD MAN cause they're too busy looking for a PERFECT MAN.
Life isn't about staying dry, it's about learning how to play in the rain.
Life is a case of spoon or be spooned.
Everybody thinks that a girl's dream is to find the perfect guy. Yeah right, our dream is to EAT WITHOUT GETTING FAT!
Your character is more accurately determined by what you say about others behind their backs.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
I want a person who comes into my life by accident, but stays on purpose.
Don't look back. You'll miss what's in front of you.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Boys will break your heart, Real men will pick up the pieces.
Don't make time for people who can't make time for you.
When I'm always in my room; parents complain. When I go out; parents complain.
Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.
