Definition of disappointment: guy runs into a wall with a boner and breaks his nose first...
Playing comes first, you can work later.
My foot just fell asleep. I think I'm gonna kick it with your face to wake it up.
You'll never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have.
Short answers silent treatment not smiling = You did something wrong.
I go to bed late every night and I realize it was bad idea every morning.
If you're lucky enough to be different, never change.
Believe in yourself. If you don't, then no one else will have a reason to.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
From a girl's point of view, the guy always chooses the slut. From a boy's point of view, the girl always chooses the jerk.
You look at them. They look at you. You look away. Awkward.
That awkward moment when sluts wear clothes.
Never frown, because you never know who's falling in love with your smile.
Today I went on thesaurus.com and searched "ninjas". The computer told me "Ninjas cannot be found". Well played, ninjas, well played.
If you were a transformer you would be a hot-obot called Optimus Fine.
You can hold on to a person but not a relationship.
He who laughs last didn't get it.
The smile is every woman's sexiest curve.
Today was a beautiful day. Then you showed up.
