Definition of disappointment: guy runs into a wall with a boner and breaks his nose first...
The word of the day is 'legs'. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
You have ONE advantage over me, you can kiss my ass and I can't.
People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges.
Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
The human heart is like a spring, to bounce back from pitfalls and rise to joys, and it definitely needs space.
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
Wild hearts can't be broken.
If you text me first, it's your job to keep the conversation going!
It's half water, and half air. So really, the glass is never half empty.
Don't wait for anybody to complete you.
I'm so broke I can't even pay attention.
He who laughs last didn't get it.
The more pictures you post of your pet the more lonely you are. It's science.
Haters hate because they are what you ain't.
Me: *sneeze* Class: *silence*. Popular girl: *sneeze* Class: God bless you amazing and lovely sweetheart.
Here's a condom so that you can have protection while you go fuck yourself. :)
Life sucks. But what it sucks on we may never know.
Until a man finds something to die for, he has nothing to live for.
