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Definition of disappointment: guy runs into a wall with a boner and breaks his nose first...

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WORRY looks around. REGRET looks back. FAITH looks forward.

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Facebook is for for friends who are now strangers, Twitter is for strangers who should be your friends.

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Today I went on thesaurus.com and searched "ninjas". The computer told me "Ninjas cannot be found". Well played, ninjas, well played.

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I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

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Right things happen at the wrong time if you wait for them to happen.

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If you can't be a good example then at least be a horrible warning.

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A rumor goes in one ear, then out of many mouths.

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Every day you will meet a moron; if you haven't met one today, tomorrow you'll meet two.

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Light up the world with your smile, because you never know who might be stuck somewhere dark.

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Yeah, I'm single, but you're gonna have to be amazing to change that.

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God made opposites. He made heaven and hell, darkness and light. He made me smart, and you....

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I would kick your ass right now, but that would be animal abuse.

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The awkward moment when you realize that people are really laughing at you, not with you.

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If I'm weird with you, I'm comfortable with you.

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Smart girls open their mind, easy girls open their legs, and foolish girls open their heart.

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Don't like me? Take a seat with the rest of the bitches waiting for me to give a fuck

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Everyday the sun rises, but it doesn't shine until you wake up.

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That moment when your mum shouts your name so you do a quick recap of all the things you've done recently to see if you're in trouble.