Definition of disappointment: guy runs into a wall with a boner and breaks his nose first...
Gravity is not the reason why people fall in love.
It isn't till you've lost everything that you are free to do anything.
When a teacher sends you outside you have successfully won the argument.
F that B.
Next time someone says "sticks and stones will break my bones but words will never hurt me" I'm gonna throw the dictionary at them.
I miss you like an idiot misses the point.
Truth can stand on its own, only lies require faith.
I love that whenever we speak I have no idea what to say or how to feel.
I really need you to, put the camera down and step away from the mirror.
Every day you will meet a moron; if you haven't met one today, tomorrow you'll meet two.
The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
Winners do what other people won't.
I am not good at giving advice, but can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
Everything will be alright in the end, if its not alright, its not the end.
Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.
Fear not the weapon, but the hand that wields it.
I have finally decided to give a crap. Now who wants the first piece?
