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Definition of disappointment: guy runs into a wall with a boner and breaks his nose first...

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Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.

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I'm not a nerd, I'm just smarter then you.

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Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?

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That awkward moment when your in class then your stomach decides to make this dying whale's voice.

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I'm not lazy, I'm just highly motivated not to do anything.

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Cockiness is just confidence without confidence.

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Just like every president has a teleprompter, every idiot has a cameraman.

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Sex is like money. It's only a problem when you don't have any.

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That moment when your mum shouts your name so you do a quick recap of all the things you've done recently to see if you're in trouble.

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I think therefore I am, we think therefore it is.

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Don't look back. You'll miss what's in front of you.

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Good things don't always have to come to an end.

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I study for minutes and take breaks for hours.

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Sometimes giving someone a second chance is like giving them a second bullet for their gun because they missed the first time.

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God made opposites. He made heaven and hell, darkness and light. He made me smart, and you....

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Don't waste electricity, would you like it if I turned you on and walked away?

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If you can't convince them, confuse them.

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When your mum decides to be in the room while you're on the computer so you just switch to Google and just stare at it.