Definition of disappointment: guy runs into a wall with a boner and breaks his nose first...
The awkward moment when the world doesn't end on December 21st 2012, and a lot of girls end up being pregnant.
So you're the bitch that told the bitch that I'm a bitch well listen bitch it takes a bitch to know a bitch, bitch.
Ohh, that sounds kinda harsh. I better add a 'lol'.
Don't let the world change your smile, let your smile change the world.
Problems cannot be solved by the same level of thinking that created them.
Everyone thinks that: Its every girl's dream to find the perfect guy....in fact its every girl's dream to eat without getting fat.
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
That sad moment when you find an old conversation between you and someone you don't talk to anymore.
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery but today is a gift. That is why they call it the present.
I eat problems, then shit out success.
Make money, don't let it make you.
The more pictures you post of your pet the more lonely you are. It's science.
Rappers always talk about robbing people in their songs, thats why I download all their songs for free. Payback!
You know it's going to be a great story when its starts off with, "So this b*tch!..."
Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
You cannot fathom the amount of fuck I do not give.
Don't let the fear of striking out, keep you from playing the game.
What you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
