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Definition of disappointment: guy runs into a wall with a boner and breaks his nose first...

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If you lost your virginity, Chuck Norris probably has it.

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If she talks to you about everyone then she must talk to everyone about you.

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Got an issue? Get a tissue.

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Love always costs more than you can afford, but its always worth the price.

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Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.

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If you can't convince them, confuse them.

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Depression is not a sign of weakness. It is a sign of being too strong for too long.

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It sucks that you can't photoshop that personality too, bitch.

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History always has a way of repeating itself, bad or good, a perfect circle.

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I'm not giving you an hour, or a second, or another minute longer. I'm busy getting stronger.

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A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

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Everyone is gifted, but some people never open their package.

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Alarm Clocks, because every morning should begin with a heart attack.

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Wild hearts can't be broken.

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Today was a beautiful day. Then you showed up.

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Compromising is the same as losing, it just sucks more because winning was never in the deal.

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Haters are just confused admirers.

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Life is so much funnier when you have a dirty mind.