WORRY looks around. REGRET looks back. FAITH looks forward.
Haters are just confused admirers.
Life is not measured by the amount of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
My wife says that I don't listen to her, or something like that.
I want to go to Heaven for the climate, and Hell for the company.
The world is full of guys, be a man.
I'm so broke I can't even pay attention.
Everybody spread positivity.
I have finally decided to give a crap. Now who wants the first piece?
Regret lasts longer than fear.
That awkward moment when it's not okay after an apology.
Alarm Clocks, because every morning should begin with a heart attack.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
NO MUM. You're mad because you're wrong not because I was talking back.
I'm your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye.
Physiological fact: emotional pain lasts for twelve minutes, anything else is self inflicted.
I think therefore I am, we think therefore it is.
Cool story bro, tell it again and I'll punch you.
