WORRY looks around. REGRET looks back. FAITH looks forward.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
It's weird not to be weird.
Don't erase your haters, embrace your haters.
If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
My life without you would be like a broken pencil. Pointless.
The lottery: voluntary taxation.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
When we hit our lowest point, We are open to the greatest changes.
Some people should be high-fived...in the face.
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening' and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
You can't define love, but love can define you.
Depression is not a sign of weakness. It is a sign of being too strong for too long.
We always start with completing the difficult. It just takes us a little longer to do the impossible.
Not everyone's gonna understand you and that's ok.
Today is the Tomorrow we worried about Yesterday.
Problems cannot be solved by the same level of thinking that created them.
