WORRY looks around. REGRET looks back. FAITH looks forward.
There are needs and there are wants. I need what I want.
If life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, then lets get wasted and have the time of our lives.
Don't wait for the perfect moment, take the moment and make it perfect.
Real eyes realize real lies.
Every woman is beautiful, it just takes the right man to see it.
I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Just like every president has a teleprompter, every idiot has a cameraman.
I don't watch any reality TV because I seriously can't afford to hate society any more than I already do.
I'm not lazy, I'm just highly motivated not to do anything.
Do you work at Subway? Cause you just gave me a footlong.
If you were a transformer you would be a hot-obot called Optimus Fine.
If you can't be a good example then at least be a horrible warning.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
When a teacher sends you outside you have successfully won the argument.
If we only attempt that which we are capable of doing, we will never grow.
I'm experiencing Deja Vu and Amnesia at the same time... I think I've forgotten this before...
To catch me, you gotta be fast. To find me, you gotta be smart. To be me? Sh*t! You gotta be kidding!
