WORRY looks around. REGRET looks back. FAITH looks forward.
Trust in God but lock your car.
I don't know what's worse. Guys who refer to girls as b*tches, or the girls who actually respond to it.
I know the beginning and end of this book but what shapes life are the chapters between.
Why don't you just swallow all that makeup you put on? You might become pretty on the inside.
I want a person who comes into my life by accident, but stays on purpose.
My wife says that I don't listen to her, or something like that.
You do not learn anything by doing everything right.
Be positive for no reason.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
You can hold on to a person but not a relationship.
Procrastination is like masturbation....you're only screwing yourself.
History always has a way of repeating itself, bad or good, a perfect circle.
We just have to accept the fact that some people are going to stay in our hearts....even if they don't stay in our lives.
Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
I'm not single. I'm in a long-standing relationship with fun and freedom.
Drunk words are sober thoughts.
You know it's going to be a great story when its starts off with, "So this b*tch!..."
