WORRY looks around. REGRET looks back. FAITH looks forward.
If we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket...I'd miss u heaps and think of you often.
I'm not a nerd, I'm just smarter then you.
It's not the goodbye that hurts, but the flashbacks that follow.
I've gone bankrupt a few times and it's pretty scary. But eventually I make it to the ATM and get more money.
When life blows sometimes the best thing you can be is a dick.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
I'm sorry you had bad luck and turned out to be an idiot.
I hate when I walk into a room, forget what I need, walk out and then remember.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
How ironic is life. We spend so much money on expensive clothes, but the best moments in life are spent without clothes
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
Don't look back. You'll miss what's in front of you.
Women worry about the things that men forget. Men worry about the things that women remember.
Don't hate me because I'm better than you, hate yourself because you're not as good as me.
If you find yourself using the expression "haters gonna hate" a lot, there's a better than average chance you're a douchebag.
If at first you don't succeed..... CHEAT!
Everyone thinks that: Its every girl's dream to find the perfect guy....in fact its every girl's dream to eat without getting fat.
Mario: An Italian plumber that was created by Japanese people, who speaks English, but looks like a Mexican.
