WORRY looks around. REGRET looks back. FAITH looks forward.
The word 'studying' was made up of two words originally - 'students dying'.
Would you like a table? ... "No, I came to the restaurant to eat on the ground, a carpet for 5 please." -_-
I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?'Hold my purse.'
Chuck Norris will never die of a heart attack because his heart isn't that foolish to attack him.
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
You know you're getting old when people start telling you how young you look.
When life throws a rock at you, throw back a brick.
Each morning when we wake up, we have two choices: go back to sleep and keep dreaming, or wake up and chase those dreams.
I hate when I walk into a room, forget what I need, walk out and then remember.
You don't need some one to complete you, you just need someone to accept you completely...
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
Everything becomes funnier when you're not allowed to laugh.
My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.
Sitting in the cinema, ready to watch the movie, then BOOM! The human giraffe sits in front of you.
Girls are like aspirin. I take two and go to bed.
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
