Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
Sneaking your seatbelt on slowly when you see a cop.
Everyone thinks that: Its every girl's dream to find the perfect guy....in fact its every girl's dream to eat without getting fat.
My brain: 5% names, 3% phone numbers, 2% stuff I should know for school, 90% song lyrics.
History always has a way of repeating itself, bad or good, a perfect circle.
I'm not lazy, I'm just highly motivated not to do anything.
In my dreams you're mine, in my life you're a dream.
I'm not getting drunk. I'm getting awesome.
If you text me first, it's your job to keep the conversation going!
Here's a condom so that you can have protection while you go fuck yourself. :)
Take chances, make mistakes, and don't regret a second of life.
Girls are like aspirin. I take two and go to bed.
Love always costs more than you can afford, but its always worth the price.
When your mum decides to be in the room while you're on the computer so you just switch to Google and just stare at it.
I know I just met you last week but I kinda, sorta, just maybe, seriously have been curiously thinking about you every day since.
If you lost your virginity, Chuck Norris probably has it.
Just because your smart doesn't mean your wise.
After Mondays and Tuesdays even the calender says WTF.
Lifes a bitch....so when life sucks just sit back and enjoy the head.
