Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
Be kind and courteous to everyone you meet but have a plan to kill them quickly if necessary.
You can pay for school, but you can't buy class.
Short answers silent treatment not smiling = You did something wrong.
Wherever you go, there you are.
Ran into my ex last week... backed up and ran over his ass again.
I can only endure saying goodbye because saying hello again will be all the sweeter.
Testing boys by not responding to their txts to see if they'll txt you again.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Winners do what other people won't.
It is true that there is no "I" in team. But there is an "I" in win.
Laughter is a better way to bring tears to the eyes.
Take chances, make mistakes, and don't regret a second of life.
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
True friends aren't bought, they are earned.
If you find yourself using the expression "haters gonna hate" a lot, there's a better than average chance you're a douchebag.
We just have to accept the fact that some people are going to stay in our hearts....even if they don't stay in our lives.
