Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
I need a six month holiday, twice a year.
Life is not what you take of it, but what you make of it.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
You live and you learn.
When your mum decides to be in the room while you're on the computer so you just switch to Google and just stare at it.
I hate people who are lazy. They're so lazy, they don't even finish their own
If your not going to win the argument, lie.
From a girl's point of view, the guy always chooses the slut. From a boy's point of view, the girl always chooses the jerk.
So you're the bitch that told the bitch that I'm a bitch well listen bitch it takes a bitch to know a bitch, bitch.
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
If you want to look young and thin, hang out around fat old people.
Don't wait for anybody to complete you.
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
Mephobia. The fear of becoming so awesome that everyone dies.
I'm your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye.
You inspire me to be a better pervert.
Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity.
That awkward moment when your in class then your stomach decides to make this dying whale's voice.
