Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
You live and you learn.
You got enemies, good that means you stood up for something.
Real eyes realize real lies.
I would love you if love meant the complete opposite of what it means today.
When I'm always in my room; parents complain. When I go out; parents complain.
You never realize how offensive your music is until your parents are sitting in the passenger seat.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
If all MEN are the same, why do WOMEN take so long to choose one?
I swear Mario is a hobo! he wakes up wearing the same clothes, runs in sewers, and steals coins. To buy what. MUSHROOMS?
Teacher: Why can I hear talking? Student: Because you have ears.
Man: created by God, destroyed by a women.
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Know one cares how much you know, unless they know how much you care.
If you got haters, you must be doing something right.
Winners don't wait for chances, they grab them.
Life is to SHORT, so kiss slowly, laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly.
There are needs and there are wants. I need what I want.
That moment when your mum shouts your name so you do a quick recap of all the things you've done recently to see if you're in trouble.
