The smile is every woman's sexiest curve.
Never close a door that someone still holds a key to.
Perception is everything.
I told my ex I felt like killing her, and she said I needed professional help, So I hired a hitman.
Truth can stand on its own, only lies require faith.
When staring someone in the eyes, u wait for them to stare back at you.
Cool story bro. Needs more dragons.
It's not the goodbye that hurts, but the flashbacks that follow.
People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges.
Hello substitute teacher... Goodbye assigned seats.
Facebook is for for friends who are now strangers, Twitter is for strangers who should be your friends.
To whom much is expected, much should be suspected.
You can't define love, but love can define you.
Behind every girls favorite song, is an untold story.
I want to go to Heaven for the climate, and Hell for the company.
Chuck Norris puts the "fun" in "Funeral".
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
So my life has reached the point where I've stopped asking "Why me!?" and started asking "Oh, again?"
You know it's going to be a great story when its starts off with, "So this b*tch!..."
