I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.
Ohh, that sounds kinda harsh. I better add a 'lol'.
There's no such thing as good girls gone bad, only bad girls found out.
Take chances, make mistakes, and don't regret a second of life.
I have finally decided to give a crap. Now who wants the first piece?
It's not how much you love someone that matters, it's how much you make them feel loved.
Your a boy, I'm a girl. So tell me again why we aren't dating?
I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.
I love that whenever we speak I have no idea what to say or how to feel.
I miss you like an idiot misses the point.
Your character is more accurately determined by what you say about others behind their backs.
Man: created by God, destroyed by a women.
Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to, unless you're in prison.
If at first you don't succeed..... CHEAT!
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
You don't have to understand to be understanding.
A girl just told me she wants something with a lot of diamonds for her birthday, I'm gettin her a deck of cards!
Haters make you famous.
