I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.
Don't break anybody's heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206.
Kim Jong Il's last words. "Hey, you're Chuck Nor....."
Your character is more accurately determined by what you say about others behind their backs.
Ironically, Chuck Norris' hidden talent is invisibility.
Would you like a table? ... "No, I came to the restaurant to eat on the ground, a carpet for 5 please." -_-
Today was a beautiful day. Then you showed up.
So you're the bitch that told the bitch that I'm a bitch well listen bitch it takes a bitch to know a bitch, bitch.
Those who live by the sword are bound to be shot by those who don't.
Cry over cuts and stitches not bastards and bitches.
Not everyone's gonna understand you and that's ok.
Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?
I put the laughter in manslaughter.
Women don't want to hear what you think, women want to hear what they think, in a deeper voice.
Don't wait for anybody to complete you.
Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia. I can't sleep because I have Internet connection.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 52 people. Then the grenade exploded.
Mario: An Italian plumber that was created by Japanese people, who speaks English, but looks like a Mexican.
