I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.
Hello substitute teacher... Goodbye assigned seats.
I will love you until the end. If you feel that I don't love you, this is just the beginning.
I swear to drunk I'm not god.
I love that whenever we speak I have no idea what to say or how to feel.
I hate when I walk into a room, forget what I need, walk out and then remember.
You do not learn anything by doing everything right.
Teacher: "You failed the test." - Student:"You failed to educate."
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
When you're sober you think twice before you speak but when you're drunk you speak twice before you think.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
I eat problems, then shit out success.
Everyday the sun rises, but it doesn't shine until you wake up.
Winners don't wait for chances, they grab them.
That awkward moment when it's not okay after an apology.
You can't buy love....but you pay heavily for it.
I didn't say it was your fault; I said I was blaming you.
Jingle bells, Twilight smells, Edward ran away, Bella died, Jacob cried, POTTER ALL THE WAY!!
If you got haters, you must be doing something right.
