I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.
Your actions are speaking so loudly, I cannot hear what you are saying.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 52 people. Then the grenade exploded.
I want a person who comes into my life by accident, but stays on purpose.
Make money, don't let it make you.
Life is not what you take of it, but what you make of it.
Negativity is poison for the soul.
I'm not getting drunk. I'm getting awesome.
Good things don't always have to come to an end.
Haters are just confused admirers.
Today I went on thesaurus.com and searched "ninjas". The computer told me "Ninjas cannot be found". Well played, ninjas, well played.
If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
Homework: Do me do me. Internet: Don't listen to that slut.
"Dude that song is old"...."Well so is your mom....but you still listen to her."
Ran into my ex last week... backed up and ran over his ass again.
If she talks to you about everyone then she must talk to everyone about you.
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places
Got an issue? Get a tissue.
