I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.
S_CCESS can't be complete without U.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
If all MEN are the same, why do WOMEN take so long to choose one?
Physiological fact: emotional pain lasts for twelve minutes, anything else is self inflicted.
You can hold on to a person but not a relationship.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
I'm not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. On my birthday, and when its not my birthday.
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?'Hold my purse.'
You don't need some one to complete you, you just need someone to accept you completely...
Baby, I treat you like my homework, I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long.
I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.
Love is just a word, until someone comes along and gives it meaning.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
Cry over cuts and stitches not bastards and bitches.
Cool story bro. Yeah your mums in the next chapter.
Don't wait for the perfect moment, take the moment and make it perfect.
Cool story bro. You should get it in Oprah's book club.
Everybody thinks that a girl's dream is to find the perfect guy. Yeah right, our dream is to EAT WITHOUT GETTING FAT!