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When life puts you in tough situations don't say "WHY ME?", just say "TRY ME".

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It sucks that you can't photoshop that personality too, bitch.

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I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.

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If a quiz is quizzical, what's a test?

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Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes... That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

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The awkward moment when Edward and Santa bump into each other in your room because they're both watching you sleep.

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Face your problems, don't facebook them.

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I want a person who comes into my life by accident, but stays on purpose.

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Regret lasts longer than fear.

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I'm experiencing Deja Vu and Amnesia at the same time... I think I've forgotten this before...

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I'm so broke I can't even pay attention.

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You're only as good as your last game.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except marriage, marriage will kill you.

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Don't trip over bitches, walk over them.

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It's not the goodbye that hurts, but the flashbacks that follow.

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Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

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You can hold on to a person but not a relationship.

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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

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Cool story bro. Put it in the history books with all the other boring sh*t I don't care about.