When life puts you in tough situations don't say "WHY ME?", just say "TRY ME".
I want a person who comes into my life by accident, but stays on purpose.
Disappointments are just God's way of saying: "I've got something better." Be patient, live life, have faith.
I know the beginning and end of this book but what shapes life are the chapters between.
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a problem with my attitude, and that's not my problem.
2011: Cool story, bro. 1836: Interesting tale, my fine companion.
Gravity is not the reason why people fall in love.
Everyone is gifted, but some people never open their package.
Your actions are speaking so loudly, I cannot hear what you are saying.
Everyone keeps telling me how fun Angry Birds is, but I've been insulting my parakeet all week and he just seems hurt.
Wherever you go, there you are.
Dear 'K', You should get arrested for killing conversations.
A girl just told me she wants something with a lot of diamonds for her birthday, I'm gettin her a deck of cards!
Everyone's fine with babies being entertained by keys, but let one baby drive a Porsche and suddenly I'm a horrible uncle.
You can pay for school, but you can't buy class.
A soulmate is meeting the piece of you that is missing. It's undeniable and scary, but you feel lost without it.
When I'm bored, I eat. When I'm happy, I eat. When I'm sad, I eat.
The awkward moment when you're on a bouncy castle and you fall down and the other bitches on there wont stop jumping so u can't get back up.
Its the scars that can't be seen that take the longest to heal.
