We are bestfriends. Always remember that when you fall, I'll pick you up. After I finish laughing.
Dear Boyfriend, Your wallet was getting fat so I thought I'd take it out for some exercise. Sincerely, your Girlfriend.
I have no time for stupid people. But they sure do have time for me.
Everything will be alright in the end, if its not alright, its not the end.
Me: *sneeze* Class: *silence*. Popular girl: *sneeze* Class: God bless you amazing and lovely sweetheart.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 52 people. Then the grenade exploded.
It takes more energy to look back than to look forward into the future.
You look at them. They look at you. You look away. Awkward.
A girl just told me she wants something with a lot of diamonds for her birthday, I'm gettin her a deck of cards!
S_CCESS can't be complete without U.
Why is a school zone 20mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles...
When you're sober you think twice before you speak but when you're drunk you speak twice before you think.
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places
My brain: 5% names, 3% phone numbers, 2% stuff I should know for school, 90% song lyrics.
Love always costs more than you can afford, but its always worth the price.
The word of the day is 'legs'. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
Don't let the fear of striking out, keep you from playing the game.
I have moments of brilliance and hours of stupidity.
No one said it would be easy but I'm saying it's going to be worth it.
