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We are bestfriends. Always remember that when you fall, I'll pick you up. After I finish laughing.

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You said what you said and you said what you said, so what you said is what you said.

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Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

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True friends aren't bought, they are earned.

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I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places

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Depression is not a sign of weakness. It is a sign of being too strong for too long.

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Don't allow someone to be your priorty while allowing yourself to be there option.

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It's weird not to be weird.

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Sleep, hugs, kisses, love, friends, family, memories, smiles, laughter, fun... the best things in life are free.

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After Mondays and Tuesdays even the calender says WTF.

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I have a lot of time on my hands when I'm wearing two watches.

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The toughest thing about success is that you've got to keep on being a success.

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My grandma is 80 and she still doesn't need glasses... she drinks straight out of the bottle.

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I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot.

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I'm not single. I'm in a long-standing relationship with fun and freedom.

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Thanks wind, you totally raped my hair.

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That awkward moment when you walk through the metal detectors at the airport, and your abs of steel set them off.

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Life is to SHORT, so kiss slowly, laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly.

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Karma's a bitch when you're a bitch.