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We are bestfriends. Always remember that when you fall, I'll pick you up. After I finish laughing.

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Your a boy, I'm a girl. So tell me again why we aren't dating?

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Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.

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I didn't say it was your fault; I said I was blaming you.

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If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

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I told my ex I felt like killing her, and she said I needed professional help, So I hired a hitman.

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A good friend buys you lunch. A true friend eats yours.

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Jesus can walk on water. Ice is 100% water, I can walk on ice. Therefore, I'M 100% JESUS BITCHES.

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Learn to spell, kids. Auto Correct isn't always write.

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Don't punish the man in front of you for the mistakes made by the man behind you.

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F that B.

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When we hit our lowest point, We are open to the greatest changes.

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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

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If we only attempt that which we are capable of doing, we will never grow.

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Don't judge a book by its movie.

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Don't like me? Take a seat with the rest of the bitches waiting for me to give a fuck

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I hate people who are lazy. They're so lazy, they don't even finish their own

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Love needs to get glasses.

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Love always costs more than you can afford, but its always worth the price.