You never realize how offensive your music is until your parents are sitting in the passenger seat.
Aspire to inspire before you expire.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
You know you're getting old when people start telling you how young you look.
It's not how much you love someone that matters, it's how much you make them feel loved.
Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
If a quiz is quizzical, what's a test?
I'm not addicted to Twitter. I only tweet when I have time: lunch time, break time, off time, this time, that time, any time, all the time.
The last thing I want to do is die.
I think therefore I am, we think therefore it is.
If you find yourself using the expression "haters gonna hate" a lot, there's a better than average chance you're a douchebag.
Life is not measured by the amount of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
You'll never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have.
Born to be different, like everyone else.
My biggest mistake is not kissing you when I had the chance.
We just have to accept the fact that some people are going to stay in our hearts....even if they don't stay in our lives.
Life's not a bitch, you're the bitch because your not trying hard enough.
Don't let the fear of striking out, keep you from playing the game.
Whatever floats your boat as long, as it doesn't sink mine.
