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You never realize how offensive your music is until your parents are sitting in the passenger seat.

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We are bestfriends. Always remember that when you fall, I'll pick you up. After I finish laughing.

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I'm a very nice person...but for you I'll make an exception.

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I'm not addicted to Twitter. I only tweet when I have time: lunch time, break time, off time, this time, that time, any time, all the time.

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If we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket...I'd miss u heaps and think of you often.

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Your a boy, I'm a girl. So tell me again why we aren't dating?

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Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.

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Not everyone's gonna understand you and that's ok.

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I'm not an alchoholic, I'm a drunk. Alchoholics go to meetings.

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When life blows sometimes the best thing you can be is a dick.

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Nice shoes! Wanna screw?

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When someone says "It's getting hot in here" I automatically think, "So take off all your clothes".

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Behind every girls favorite song, is an untold story.

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I'm not giving you an hour, or a second, or another minute longer. I'm busy getting stronger.

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If you aren't good at lying, you better be good at keeping secrets.

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The awkward moment when somebody asks you what's wrong and they're the problem.

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The awkward moment when the world doesn't end on December 21st 2012, and a lot of girls end up being pregnant.

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Its the scars that can't be seen that take the longest to heal.

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Haters make you famous.