You never realize how offensive your music is until your parents are sitting in the passenger seat.
Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia. I can't sleep because I have Internet connection.
I'm not a nerd, I'm just smarter then you.
Homework: Do me do me. Internet: Don't listen to that slut.
Real eyes realize real lies.
How the hell does Freddy Kruger wipe his ass?
Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.
Some take the bait, others reel it in.
We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public.
Right things happen at the wrong time if you wait for them to happen.
I'm not getting drunk. I'm getting awesome.
"Dude, that song is old." Sorry, I didn't notice the expiry date.
The notion that you feel my pain is extremely uncertain. You have to apply the experience and pain of my life in order to come to this road.
I need a six month holiday, twice a year.
The awkward moment when a guy has bigger boobs than you.
I hate when I'm tired and sleepy, but when I go to bed my body says "Just kidding."
The awkward moment when the world doesn't end on December 21st 2012, and a lot of girls end up being pregnant.
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
If at first you don't succeed..... CHEAT!
