You never realize how offensive your music is until your parents are sitting in the passenger seat.
Be man enough to accept the consequences, be child enough to do it anyway.
Two things I hate the most: (1) The new lover of an EX (2) The EX of a new lover.
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
Sometimes I look at people and think: That sperm actually won?
It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
If being sexy were against the law you'd be guilty as charged.
Regret lasts longer than fear.
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
I want a person who comes into my life by accident, but stays on purpose.
Sleep, hugs, kisses, love, friends, family, memories, smiles, laughter, fun... the best things in life are free.
A soulmate is meeting the piece of you that is missing. It's undeniable and scary, but you feel lost without it.
Fairy tales are more than true; not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten.
I'm not addicted to Twitter. I only tweet when I have time: lunch time, break time, off time, this time, that time, any time, all the time.
Dear Bull, What did I do to deserve so much shit?
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory
You don't need some one to complete you, you just need someone to accept you completely...
Sometimes giving someone a second chance is like giving them a second bullet for their gun because they missed the first time.
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
