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You never realize how offensive your music is until your parents are sitting in the passenger seat.

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You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

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A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.

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Science has made us gods even before we are worthy of being men.

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Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly.

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Your actions are speaking so loudly, I cannot hear what you are saying.

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My ideal mate is someone like you, but with a different personality and with a different face.

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Everything becomes funnier when you're not allowed to laugh.

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I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I'm a Libra and she's a bitch.

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I hate when I'm tired and sleepy, but when I go to bed my body says "Just kidding."

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Just because your smart doesn't mean your wise.

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I don't hate school. I just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams and waking up early in the morning.

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The world is full of guys, be a man.

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I don't watch any reality TV because I seriously can't afford to hate society any more than I already do.

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Boys will break your heart, Real men will pick up the pieces.

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Dear Bull, What did I do to deserve so much shit?

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Cool story bro, now go make me a sandwich.

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How much coke did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

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My grandma is 80 and she still doesn't need glasses... she drinks straight out of the bottle.