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You never realize how offensive your music is until your parents are sitting in the passenger seat.

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You can't buy love....but you pay heavily for it.

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There are two kinds of secrets: one is not worth keeping and the other is too good to keep.

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That awkward moment when you don't die on Dec 21 and your kid asks you why he was born on Sept 21.

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It's hard to answer "what's wrong", when nothing is right...

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That awkward moment when your pet is staring at you naked...

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Behind every girls favorite song, is an untold story.

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Don't look back. You'll miss what's in front of you.

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I swear to drunk I'm not god.

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2011: Cool story, bro. 1836: Interesting tale, my fine companion.

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If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.

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If you can't change your circumstances, change the way you respond to them.

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A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.

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That awkward moment when sluts wear clothes.

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I couldn't help but notice that awesome ends with 'me' and ugly starts with 'u'.

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Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?

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I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.

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You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.

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Why don't you just swallow all that makeup you put on? You might become pretty on the inside.