You never realize how offensive your music is until your parents are sitting in the passenger seat.
Be what you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
Your a boy, I'm a girl. So tell me again why we aren't dating?
How the hell does Freddy Kruger wipe his ass?
When I'm bored, I eat. When I'm happy, I eat. When I'm sad, I eat.
When I watch MTV Cribs, the feeling of guilt from illegally downloading songs goes away.
Trust in God but lock your car.
If you got haters, you must be doing something right.
Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
The word 'studying' was made up of two words originally - 'students dying'.
Sometimes I look at people and think: That sperm actually won?
We always start with completing the difficult. It just takes us a little longer to do the impossible.
Annoying moment: When you decide to be angry at someone for a week and the next morning, the anger you felt so strong, disappears.
I'm a bitch? You're a bitch. Your mom's a bitch for having a bitch, your dad's a bitch for fucking a bitch. Now who's the bitch, bitch?
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
Learn to spell, kids. Auto Correct isn't always write.
The awkward moment when wikipedia has copied your homework.
I will love you until the end. If you feel that I don't love you, this is just the beginning.
