Don't waste electricity, would you like it if I turned you on and walked away?
Mephobia. The fear of becoming so awesome that everyone dies.
I tried to send you the most sexy thing on the planet, but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox.
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a problem with my attitude, and that's not my problem.
Cockiness is just confidence without confidence.
Everybody thinks that a girl's dream is to find the perfect guy. Yeah right, our dream is to EAT WITHOUT GETTING FAT!
That awkward moment when your pet is staring at you naked...
When your mum decides to be in the room while you're on the computer so you just switch to Google and just stare at it.
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
When life puts you in tough situations don't say "WHY ME?", just say "TRY ME".
If I'm weird with you, I'm comfortable with you.
I know I just met you last week but I kinda, sorta, just maybe, seriously have been curiously thinking about you every day since.
Problems cannot be solved by the same level of thinking that created them.
A girl just told me she wants something with a lot of diamonds for her birthday, I'm gettin her a deck of cards!
Don't let the world change your smile, let your smile change the world.
Just because your smart doesn't mean your wise.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
Everyone thinks that: Its every girl's dream to find the perfect guy....in fact its every girl's dream to eat without getting fat.
The last thing I want to do is die.
