Don't waste electricity, would you like it if I turned you on and walked away?
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
I will stop loving you when the mute guy tells the deaf guy that the blind guy saw a legless man walk on water, yeah that means never.
If a quiz is quizzical, what's a test?
You'll never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have.
Don't make time for people who can't make time for you.
"**** ***** is now friends with ****** ****** and 64 other people" damn....what a Facebook whore.
My foot just fell asleep. I think I'm gonna kick it with your face to wake it up.
The awkward moment when you're on a bouncy castle and you fall down and the other bitches on there wont stop jumping so u can't get back up.
I don't know what's worse. Guys who refer to girls as b*tches, or the girls who actually respond to it.
Cool story bro. In what chapter do you shut the fuck up in?
Your actions are speaking so loudly, I cannot hear what you are saying.
Two things I hate the most: (1) The new lover of an EX (2) The EX of a new lover.
F that B.
I know they say the first love is the sweetest, but that first cut is the deepest.
I can only endure saying goodbye because saying hello again will be all the sweeter.
That awkward moment when sluts wear clothes.
If being sexy were against the law you'd be guilty as charged.
When single you see happy couples. When in a relationship you see happy singles.
