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Don't waste electricity, would you like it if I turned you on and walked away?

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My ideal mate is someone like you, but with a different personality and with a different face.

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Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening' and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

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Pickles are just cucumbers soaked in evil.

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Life is a case of spoon or be spooned.

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Chuck Norris was bit by a poisonous snake. After 5 days of excruciating pain, the snake died.

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A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.

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You know it's going to be a great story when its starts off with, "So this b*tch!..."

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So you're the bitch that told the bitch that I'm a bitch well listen bitch it takes a bitch to know a bitch, bitch.

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Dear 'K', You should get arrested for killing conversations.

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I know I just met you last week but I kinda, sorta, just maybe, seriously have been curiously thinking about you every day since.

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The people who know the least about you, always have the most to say.

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You don't like my opinion, wait until you hear the ones I keep to myself.

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Cool story bro, now go make me a sandwich.

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I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

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If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

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I'm invisible, can you see me? Yeah? How about tomorrow night?

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Thanks wind, you totally raped my hair.

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Testing boys by not responding to their txts to see if they'll txt you again.