Don't waste electricity, would you like it if I turned you on and walked away?
Science has made us gods even before we are worthy of being men.
Coughing in front of smokers to make them feel guilty.
When a teacher sends you outside you have successfully won the argument.
I'm killing time, waiting for time to kill me.
Gravity is not the reason why people fall in love.
If there was only woman ruling the word there would be no wars. Just a bunch of countries jealous of each other.
The world is full of guys, be a man.
Never frown, because you never know who's falling in love with your smile.
If they dont chase you when you walk away....keep walking.
Haters are just confused admirers.
Good things don't always have to come to an end.
I wish I was as much of a morning person as my penis is.
I have moments of brilliance and hours of stupidity.
I am not good at giving advice, but can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
If she talks to you about everyone then she must talk to everyone about you.
I know I have friends and I know I have enemies. I just can't tell who is who.
Sex burns 25.7 calories per minute, with that being said, wanna work out?
Nice shoes! Wanna screw?
