It's not the goodbye that hurts, but the flashbacks that follow.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
Stubbing your toe and telling the inanimate object to f*ck off.
You have ONE advantage over me, you can kiss my ass and I can't.
Baby, I treat you like my homework, I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long.
Whatever doesn't kill you, makes you weaker and weaker until it eventually kills you.
Some take the bait, others reel it in.
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
You can hold on to a person but not a relationship.
NO MUM. You're mad because you're wrong not because I was talking back.
Problems cannot be solved by the same level of thinking that created them.
The more pictures you post of your pet the more lonely you are. It's science.
Regret lasts longer than fear.
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?
You know you're getting old when people start telling you how young you look.
Cool story bro. Put it in the history books with all the other boring sh*t I don't care about.
