It's not the goodbye that hurts, but the flashbacks that follow.
Admit it! At one point in your life you closed the fridge really slowly to see when the light turns off.
Unicorns are awesome. I am awesome. Therefore, I am a unicorn.
24 hours in a day 24 beers in a case coincidence? I think not.
If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I had to reboot my computer...oh wait, he does.
S_CCESS can't be complete without U.
My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.
This duct tape makes everything you say sound like "yes".
The awkward moment when Edward and Santa bump into each other in your room because they're both watching you sleep.
Today is the Tomorrow we worried about Yesterday.
I didn't lose my sanity. I sent it away for its own protection.
I'm not giving you an hour, or a second, or another minute longer. I'm busy getting stronger.
Never count on tomorrow because it may forget to show up.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
I study for minutes and take breaks for hours.
Compromising is the same as losing, it just sucks more because winning was never in the deal.
I miss you like an idiot misses the point.
I'm thinking of a finger, and it's not 1, 2, 4, or 5.
Fear not the weapon, but the hand that wields it.
