It's not the goodbye that hurts, but the flashbacks that follow.
Kim Jong Il's last words. "Hey, you're Chuck Nor....."
Drunk words are sober thoughts.
I say excuse me when I burp even when nobody is around....true gentleman.
How ironic is life. We spend so much money on expensive clothes, but the best moments in life are spent without clothes
Ironically, Chuck Norris' hidden talent is invisibility.
My foot just fell asleep. I think I'm gonna kick it with your face to wake it up.
You don't like my opinion, wait until you hear the ones I keep to myself.
Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
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Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
I swear Mario is a hobo! he wakes up wearing the same clothes, runs in sewers, and steals coins. To buy what. MUSHROOMS?
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
You look at them. They look at you. You look away. Awkward.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
Every woman is beautiful, it just takes the right man to see it.
I'm not prejudiced, I hate everybody equally.
Finding the meaning to life gives life no meaning.
