It's not the goodbye that hurts, but the flashbacks that follow.
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
Hurting someone with the truth is better than killing them with a lie.
I would kick your ass right now, but that would be animal abuse.
Never frown, because you never know who's falling in love with your smile.
Life is a bitch, but totally do-able.
Why is a school zone 20mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles...
It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
Cry over cuts and stitches not bastards and bitches.
It's not how much you love someone that matters, it's how much you make them feel loved.
It's hard to answer "what's wrong", when nothing is right...
I hate when I'm tired and sleepy, but when I go to bed my body says "Just kidding."
When I'm bored, I eat. When I'm happy, I eat. When I'm sad, I eat.
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
Know one cares how much you know, unless they know how much you care.
Just because your smart doesn't mean your wise.
You don't have to understand to be understanding.
When your best friend comes to you with a bitch problem and you're like"I don't give a fuck."
