It's not the goodbye that hurts, but the flashbacks that follow.
Some women can't find a GOOD MAN cause they're too busy looking for a PERFECT MAN.
Cool story bro. Yeah your mums in the next chapter.
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
I'll advise you... don't mess with me: I know Karate, Judo, Tai Kwon Do, Jujitsu and 28 other dangerous words.
Take it easy, give it hard.
You know it's going to be a great story when its starts off with, "So this b*tch!..."
Lifes a bitch....so when life sucks just sit back and enjoy the head.
I tried to send you the most sexy thing on the planet, but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 52 people. Then the grenade exploded.
I love using big words to sound smart. I mean utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence.
Always remember to smile.
When life blows sometimes the best thing you can be is a dick.
Roses are red. Violets are blue! Faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't be mad I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.
There are needs and there are wants. I need what I want.
Perception is everything.
Do you work at Subway? Cause you just gave me a footlong.
How the hell does Freddy Kruger wipe his ass?
