It's not the goodbye that hurts, but the flashbacks that follow.
If a quiz is quizzical, what's a test?
Be kind and courteous to everyone you meet but have a plan to kill them quickly if necessary.
The sacrifice of hiding in the light is living with your shadows.
Not everyone's gonna understand you and that's ok.
Behind every girls favorite song, is an untold story.
Married men live longer than single men, but they're a lot more willing to die.
Nice shoes! Wanna screw?
I'm not a nerd, I'm just smarter then you.
Nice guys finish last, that is because they put their girls first.
I don't know what's worse. Guys who refer to girls as b*tches, or the girls who actually respond to it.
I'm sorry you had bad luck and turned out to be an idiot.
Every woman is beautiful, it just takes the right man to see it.
Life is to SHORT, so kiss slowly, laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly.
Did you just slap my ass? NO!? Damn I was hoping you did.
If at first you don't succeed..... CHEAT!
I'm your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye.
Man: created by God, destroyed by a women.
Letting go doesn't mean giving up, but rather accepting that there are things that cannot be.
