It's not the goodbye that hurts, but the flashbacks that follow.
When a teacher sends you outside you have successfully won the argument.
Make money, don't let it make you.
Bought a CD of ice cream van music. Now I drive with the stereo on full blast, watching the disappointment on all the little kids faces.
Some take the bait, others reel it in.
You never know how precious it is until you lose it. And you never know how annoying it is until you have it.
Don't let the world change your smile, let your smile change the world.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
I know I have friends and I know I have enemies. I just can't tell who is who.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Life's not a bitch, you're the bitch because your not trying hard enough.
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
Always remember to smile.
Laughter is a better way to bring tears to the eyes.
The awkward moment when teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.
A relationship with NO TRUST is like a car with no gasoline. You can stay in it all you want but it won't go anywhere.
If you ever get caught sleeping on the job... slowly raise your head and say, 'In Jesus name, amen'
Girls are like aspirin. I take two and go to bed.
I've gone bankrupt a few times and it's pretty scary. But eventually I make it to the ATM and get more money.
