Don't break anybody's heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206.
Playing comes first, you can work later.
Fight poverty. Throw stones at beggers.
We just have to accept the fact that some people are going to stay in our hearts....even if they don't stay in our lives.
Homework: Do me do me. Internet: Don't listen to that slut.
You never realize how offensive your music is until your parents are sitting in the passenger seat.
The smile is every woman's sexiest curve.
I hate when I'm tired and sleepy, but when I go to bed my body says "Just kidding."
My wife says that I don't listen to her, or something like that.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
To catch me, you gotta be fast. To find me, you gotta be smart. To be me? Sh*t! You gotta be kidding!
Perception is everything.
Those who like me, raise your hand. Those who don't, raise your standards.
The greatest part of being imperfect, is being perfect at it.
Last night I dreamt I was eating a giant marshmallow...when I woke up my pillow was gone.
Never lie to someone who trusts you. Never trust someone who lies to you.
Your actions are speaking so loudly, I cannot hear what you are saying.
A soulmate is meeting the piece of you that is missing. It's undeniable and scary, but you feel lost without it.
I'm invisible, can you see me? Yeah? How about tomorrow night?
