Don't break anybody's heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206.
It's hard to talk face to face, when your head is up your ass.
Yeah, I'm single, but you're gonna have to be amazing to change that.
You know it's going to be a great story when its starts off with, "So this b*tch!..."
I'm so broke I can't even pay attention.
Laughing is when a smile has an orgasm.
Winners don't wait for chances, they grab them.
Bought a CD of ice cream van music. Now I drive with the stereo on full blast, watching the disappointment on all the little kids faces.
I'm tired of girls complaining that theres no good guys left...hello..we are where you left us, IN THE FRIEND ZONE.
You should appreciate what you have, before it becomes what you had.
I'm invisible, can you see me? Yeah? How about tomorrow night?
Fear not the weapon, but the hand that wields it.
Men are like parking lots; all the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.
Cool story bro. Publish it and sell it to someone who gives a shit.
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a problem with my attitude, and that's not my problem.
F that B.
If you aren't good at lying, you better be good at keeping secrets.
I don't make the same mistake twice....I make it 5 or 6 times just to make sure.
The sacrifice of hiding in the light is living with your shadows.
