I know I have friends and I know I have enemies. I just can't tell who is who.
Be positive for no reason.
I'm your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye.
I didn't fall, I just caught the floor.
Don't like me? Take a seat with the rest of the bitches waiting for me to give a fuck
Lifes a bitch....so when life sucks just sit back and enjoy the head.
May the bridges I burn today, light the path tomorrow.
Unicorns are awesome. I am awesome. Therefore, I am a unicorn.
Everyone keeps telling me how fun Angry Birds is, but I've been insulting my parakeet all week and he just seems hurt.
Don't let the fear of striking out, keep you from playing the game.
I couldn't help but notice that awesome ends with 'me' and ugly starts with 'u'.
Every woman is beautiful, it just takes the right man to see it.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I'm a Libra and she's a bitch.
Your a boy, I'm a girl. So tell me again why we aren't dating?
I'm invisible, can you see me? Yeah? How about tomorrow night?
Cool story bro. Needs more dragons.
Dreams lift when reality falls.
If there was only woman ruling the word there would be no wars. Just a bunch of countries jealous of each other.
