I know I have friends and I know I have enemies. I just can't tell who is who.
I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I wanted a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
If your not going to win the argument, lie.
You should never ruin an apology with an excuse.
Who you are, who you want to be, and who you once were can be three different people.
Don't erase your haters, embrace your haters.
Sadly some boys think of girls as books; If the cover doesn't catch their eye they don't bother to read whats inside.
If you can't be a good example then at least be a horrible warning.
I bet Osama Bin Laden regrets coming out of hiding to watch the Royal Wedding.
I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.
We just have to accept the fact that some people are going to stay in our hearts....even if they don't stay in our lives.
Love me when I least deserve it, because that's when I most need it.
Karma's a bitch when you're a bitch.
When staring someone in the eyes, u wait for them to stare back at you.
So my life has reached the point where I've stopped asking "Why me!?" and started asking "Oh, again?"
Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Baby, I treat you like my homework, I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long.
