I know I have friends and I know I have enemies. I just can't tell who is who.
A pretty girl is nothing with an ugly attitude.
It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
When I'm bored, I eat. When I'm happy, I eat. When I'm sad, I eat.
You can pay for school, but you can't buy class.
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
I don't hate school. I just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams and waking up early in the morning.
The greatest part of being imperfect, is being perfect at it.
Who you are, who you want to be, and who you once were can be three different people.
I'm a bitch? You're a bitch. Your mom's a bitch for having a bitch, your dad's a bitch for fucking a bitch. Now who's the bitch, bitch?
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
I have no time for stupid people. But they sure do have time for me.
You can be worthless to someone, but priceless to another.
Life is to SHORT, so kiss slowly, laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly.
Two things I hate the most: (1) The new lover of an EX (2) The EX of a new lover.
This duct tape makes everything you say sound like "yes".
Everyone and everything eventually becomes only just a memory.
I bet Osama Bin Laden regrets coming out of hiding to watch the Royal Wedding.
I tried to send you the most sexy thing on the planet, but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox.
