I know I have friends and I know I have enemies. I just can't tell who is who.
Face your problems, don't facebook them.
Giving up does not always mean you're weak, sometimes it just means your strong enough to let go.
You never know how precious it is until you lose it. And you never know how annoying it is until you have it.
I don't hate school. I just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams and waking up early in the morning.
There are needs and there are wants. I need what I want.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
You know you love her when people think you're crazy.
Laughing is when a smile has an orgasm.
I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.
You should never ruin an apology with an excuse.
I've gone bankrupt a few times and it's pretty scary. But eventually I make it to the ATM and get more money.
Don't let the world change your smile, let your smile change the world.
You need over 60 muscles to look angry and less then 10 to smile, so why tire yourself?
Love is calling back regardless of how many times they hangup on you.
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Sex is like money. It's only a problem when you don't have any.
Ladies, the only time it is okay to be skeleton skinny is when you are dead. So eat the frigging cookie and enjoy it.
From a girl's point of view, the guy always chooses the slut. From a boy's point of view, the girl always chooses the jerk.
