I know I have friends and I know I have enemies. I just can't tell who is who.
Mario: An Italian plumber that was created by Japanese people, who speaks English, but looks like a Mexican.
Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
Don't erase your haters, embrace your haters.
Facebook is for for friends who are now strangers, Twitter is for strangers who should be your friends.
If someone tries to bring you down it means that you are higher than them.
Life isn't about staying dry, it's about learning how to play in the rain.
Don't fall in love, fall off a bridge, trust me, it hurts less.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
The awkward moment when you're eavesdropping on a strangers conversation and accidentally laugh out loud at a funny part.
Don't allow someone to be your priorty while allowing yourself to be there option.
Karma's a bitch when you're a bitch.
We just have to accept the fact that some people are going to stay in our hearts....even if they don't stay in our lives.
He broke her heart. She broke his X-Box. I think we all know who cried harder.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
The people who know the least about you, always have the most to say.
If they dont chase you when you walk away....keep walking.
