I love using big words to sound smart. I mean utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence.
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
Women don't want to hear what you think, women want to hear what they think, in a deeper voice.
Cool story bro. Wanna hear mine? It's a fairy tale; once upon a time, I don't give a shit. The end.