I love using big words to sound smart. I mean utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence.
How ironic is life. We spend so much money on expensive clothes, but the best moments in life are spent without clothes
Cool story bro. Needs more dragons.
You do not learn anything by doing everything right.
The human heart is like a spring, to bounce back from pitfalls and rise to joys, and it definitely needs space.
It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
Every woman is beautiful, it just takes the right man to see it.
When I'm bored, I eat. When I'm happy, I eat. When I'm sad, I eat.
Ohh, that sounds kinda harsh. I better add a 'lol'.
Don't like me? Take a seat with the rest of the bitches waiting for me to give a fuck
Your a boy, I'm a girl. So tell me again why we aren't dating?
Just because your smart doesn't mean your wise.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
Everybody spread positivity.
Behind every girls favorite song, is an untold story.
Be what you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
Life is like a penis, when it gets hard, fuck it.
Tip to reduce weight: Turn your head to the left then turn to the right. Repeat this exercise every time you are offered something to eat.
Cool story bro. Put it in the history books with all the other boring sh*t I don't care about.
