I love using big words to sound smart. I mean utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence.
My life without you would be like a broken pencil. Pointless.
You are not a winner, just the last loser standing.
Ohh, that sounds kinda harsh. I better add a 'lol'.
When we hit our lowest point, We are open to the greatest changes.
I hate when I'm tired and sleepy, but when I go to bed my body says "Just kidding."
Fear not the weapon, but the hand that wields it.
In my dreams you're mine, in my life you're a dream.
I'm a bitch? You're a bitch. Your mom's a bitch for having a bitch, your dad's a bitch for fucking a bitch. Now who's the bitch, bitch?
Mario: An Italian plumber that was created by Japanese people, who speaks English, but looks like a Mexican.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
If I don't answer your first call, calling me 39971629829202 times won't make me pick up.
Sometimes I look at people and think: That sperm actually won?
Never count on tomorrow because it may forget to show up.
Women don't want to hear what you think, women want to hear what they think, in a deeper voice.
The sacrifice of hiding in the light is living with your shadows.
Don't punish the man in front of you for the mistakes made by the man behind you.
A real man gives up one night stands for a woman he can't stand one night without.
I hate when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache and suddenly she's not your friend anymore.
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