I love using big words to sound smart. I mean utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence.
Single doesn't always mean lonely and Relationship doesn't always mean happy.
You're never too old to learn something stupid.
Life is to SHORT, so kiss slowly, laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly.
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Every day you will meet a moron; if you haven't met one today, tomorrow you'll meet two.
Haters are just confused admirers.
I swear Mario is a hobo! he wakes up wearing the same clothes, runs in sewers, and steals coins. To buy what. MUSHROOMS?
The notion that you feel my pain is extremely uncertain. You have to apply the experience and pain of my life in order to come to this road.
If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I had to reboot my computer...oh wait, he does.
When someone says they have to ask you a question, you think of all the bad things you've done recently.
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
That awkward moment when you walk through the metal detectors at the airport, and your abs of steel set them off.
I'll advise you... don't mess with me: I know Karate, Judo, Tai Kwon Do, Jujitsu and 28 other dangerous words.
Sadly some boys think of girls as books; If the cover doesn't catch their eye they don't bother to read whats inside.
Hello substitute teacher... Goodbye assigned seats.
Believe in yourself. If you don't, then no one else will have a reason to.
Cool story bro. Yeah your mums in the next chapter.
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