I love using big words to sound smart. I mean utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence.
If you can't change your circumstances, change the way you respond to them.
When your mum decides to be in the room while you're on the computer so you just switch to Google and just stare at it.
My biggest mistake is not kissing you when I had the chance.
True friends stab you in the front!
When life throws a rock at you, throw back a brick.
Love me always, love me never, but don't love me sometimes.
Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Not everyone's gonna understand you and that's ok.
Cool story bro. Needs more dragons.
Don't like me? Take a seat with the rest of the bitches waiting for me to give a fuck
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
That awkward moment when sluts wear clothes.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
Accept what you can't change and change what you can't accept.
Giving up does not always mean you're weak, sometimes it just means your strong enough to let go.
I eat problems, then shit out success.
Hello substitute teacher... Goodbye assigned seats.
Life is like a penis. It's short, but seems so long when it gets hard
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