I love using big words to sound smart. I mean utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence.
Don't wait for the perfect moment, take the moment and make it perfect.
Don't like me? Take a seat with the rest of the bitches waiting for me to give a fuck
I think therefore I am, we think therefore it is.
Brushing your teeth before breakfast, is the same as wiping your ass before taking a shit.
Everyone is gifted, but some people never open their package.
Dear 'K', You should get arrested for killing conversations.
The human heart is like a spring, to bounce back from pitfalls and rise to joys, and it definitely needs space.
You never how much is enough until you know how much is too much.
Cool story bro. The best part is when you stopped talking.
Some people just need a high-five. To the face. With a chair.
Life is like a penis, when it gets hard, fuck it.
Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.
The world is a fucked up place. You fit right in.
Light up the world with your smile, because you never know who might be stuck somewhere dark.
Chuck Norris once strangled someone with a cordless phone.
Just because your smart doesn't mean your wise.
Here's a condom so that you can have protection while you go fuck yourself. :)
Be positive for no reason.
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