I love using big words to sound smart. I mean utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence.
Who you are, who you want to be, and who you once were can be three different people.
If you aren't good at lying, you better be good at keeping secrets.
I love you more than a fat kid loves cake.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
Married men live longer than single men, but they're a lot more willing to die.
Lifes a bitch....so when life sucks just sit back and enjoy the head.
How ironic is life. We spend so much money on expensive clothes, but the best moments in life are spent without clothes
The notion that you feel my pain is extremely uncertain. You have to apply the experience and pain of my life in order to come to this road.
Don't look back. You'll miss what's in front of you.
It's weird not to be weird.
We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public.
You're only as good as your last game.
I'm not giving you an hour, or a second, or another minute longer. I'm busy getting stronger.
I'm experiencing Deja Vu and Amnesia at the same time... I think I've forgotten this before...
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
Cool story bro. Wanna hear mine? It's a fairy tale; once upon a time, I don't give a shit. The end.
A good friend buys you lunch. A true friend eats yours.
Those awkward karate chops you give door just incase it shocks you.
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