I love using big words to sound smart. I mean utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence.
Live everyday like it's your last because someday you will be right.
The awkward moment when people are complaining about the sizes of their nose when Voldemort's in the room.
Some women can't find a GOOD MAN cause they're too busy looking for a PERFECT MAN.
Dreams lift when reality falls.
I'm a bitch? You're a bitch. Your mom's a bitch for having a bitch, your dad's a bitch for fucking a bitch. Now who's the bitch, bitch?
I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.
The awkward moment when you're about to hug somebody sexy and then headbutt the mirror....
Learn to spell, kids. Auto Correct isn't always write.
Dear 'K', You should get arrested for killing conversations.
You need over 60 muscles to look angry and less then 10 to smile, so why tire yourself?
I'm tired of girls complaining that theres no good guys left...hello..we are where you left us, IN THE FRIEND ZONE.
If you were my homework I'd do you on the table.
Love is calling back regardless of how many times they hangup on you.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes... That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
The awkward moment when you're eavesdropping on a strangers conversation and accidentally laugh out loud at a funny part.
I have finally decided to give a crap. Now who wants the first piece?
Be what you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
My grandma is 80 and she still doesn't need glasses... she drinks straight out of the bottle.
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