I love using big words to sound smart. I mean utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence.
Everybody is a student for life.
Sitting in the cinema, ready to watch the movie, then BOOM! The human giraffe sits in front of you.
The human heart is like a spring, to bounce back from pitfalls and rise to joys, and it definitely needs space.
Some take the bait, others reel it in.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
Laughter is a better way to bring tears to the eyes.
True friends aren't bought, they are earned.
I hate when I'm tired and sleepy, but when I go to bed my body says "Just kidding."
Your a boy, I'm a girl. So tell me again why we aren't dating?
Those who live by the sword are bound to be shot by those who don't.
If it put a smile on my face, there is no reason to regret.
In my dreams you're mine, in my life you're a dream.
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
I know I have friends and I know I have enemies. I just can't tell who is who.
If you watch Cinderella backwards, it's about a woman who learns her place.
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband.
Haters hate because they are what you ain't.
A relationship with NO TRUST is like a car with no gasoline. You can stay in it all you want but it won't go anywhere.
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