I love using big words to sound smart. I mean utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence.
Everything becomes funnier when you're not allowed to laugh.
Gravity is not the reason why people fall in love.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
Never frown, because you never know who's falling in love with your smile.
We always start with completing the difficult. It just takes us a little longer to do the impossible.
Stubbing your toe and telling the inanimate object to f*ck off.
I hate when I'm tired and sleepy, but when I go to bed my body says "Just kidding."
Life isn't about staying dry, it's about learning how to play in the rain.
You should appreciate what you have, before it becomes what you had.
Take my advice, don't listen to my advice.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public.
Say what you mean and mean what you say because the people that matter don't mind and the people that mind don't matter.
I know the beginning and end of this book but what shapes life are the chapters between.
If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.
I can only endure saying goodbye because saying hello again will be all the sweeter.
The word of the day is 'legs'. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
You never know how precious it is until you lose it. And you never know how annoying it is until you have it.
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