I love using big words to sound smart. I mean utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence.
Hello substitute teacher... Goodbye assigned seats.
That moment when your mum shouts your name so you do a quick recap of all the things you've done recently to see if you're in trouble.
You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
Cool story bro. Needs more dragons.
Today I went on thesaurus.com and searched "ninjas". The computer told me "Ninjas cannot be found". Well played, ninjas, well played.
Kim Jong Il's last words. "Hey, you're Chuck Nor....."
I study for minutes and take breaks for hours.
Real eyes realize real lies.
Live everyday like it's your last because someday you will be right.
Perception is everything.
Married men live longer than single men, but they're a lot more willing to die.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
Sneaking your seatbelt on slowly when you see a cop.
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening' and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
I'm experiencing Deja Vu and Amnesia at the same time... I think I've forgotten this before...
History always has a way of repeating itself, bad or good, a perfect circle.
2013: The year when the movie 2012 will be moved from the action section, to comedy section.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 52 people. Then the grenade exploded.
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