I love using big words to sound smart. I mean utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence.
When your mum decides to be in the room while you're on the computer so you just switch to Google and just stare at it.
Dear 'K', You should get arrested for killing conversations.
You can hold on to a person but not a relationship.
You can pay for school, but you can't buy class.
Physiological fact: emotional pain lasts for twelve minutes, anything else is self inflicted.
Laughing at the person because the joke was a fail.
If you were a transformer you would be a hot-obot called Optimus Fine.
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
I have finally decided to give a crap. Now who wants the first piece?
Some take the bait, others reel it in.
A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts.
Boys will break your heart, Real men will pick up the pieces.
Don't make time for people who can't make time for you.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
Life isn't about staying dry, it's about learning how to play in the rain.
I don't know what's worse. Guys who refer to girls as b*tches, or the girls who actually respond to it.
Be man enough to accept the consequences, be child enough to do it anyway.
If we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket...I'd miss u heaps and think of you often.
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