I love using big words to sound smart. I mean utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence.
If you text me first, it's your job to keep the conversation going!
Off; the general direction in which I wish you would fuck.
Be positive for no reason.
I'm not flirting, I'm just acting extra nice to someone who is extra attractive.
You'll never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have.
WORRY looks around. REGRET looks back. FAITH looks forward.
When someone says "It's getting hot in here" I automatically think, "So take off all your clothes".
When you judge another, you do not define them, you define yourself.
If I don't answer your first call, calling me 39971629829202 times won't make me pick up.
Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia. I can't sleep because I have Internet connection.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
Born to be different, like everyone else.
Dear Boyfriend, Your wallet was getting fat so I thought I'd take it out for some exercise. Sincerely, your Girlfriend.
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
When life blows sometimes the best thing you can be is a dick.
Forget it enough to get over it, remember it enough so it doesnt happen again.
After Mondays and Tuesdays even the calender says WTF.
I always wanted to be someone. I see now that I should have been more specific.