I love using big words to sound smart. I mean utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence.
Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.
The awkward moment when someone is yelling at you and you're desperately trying not to laugh at their angry face.
I go to bed late every night and I realize it was bad idea every morning.
If you were my homework I'd do you on the table.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public.
Winners don't wait for chances, they grab them.
Be man enough to accept the consequences, be child enough to do it anyway.
I know I have friends and I know I have enemies. I just can't tell who is who.
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
The greatest part of being imperfect, is being perfect at it.
Alarm Clocks, because every morning should begin with a heart attack.
I eat problems, then shit out success.
The awkward moment when you realize that people are really laughing at you, not with you.
Accept what you can't change and change what you can't accept.
Cool story bro. You should get it in Oprah's book club.
I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.
24 hours in a day 24 beers in a case coincidence? I think not.
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