I love using big words to sound smart. I mean utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence.
Be what you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
Chuck Norris will never die of a heart attack because his heart isn't that foolish to attack him.
It's hard to answer "what's wrong", when nothing is right...
Cool story bro. The best part is when you stopped talking.
Everybody thinks that a girl's dream is to find the perfect guy. Yeah right, our dream is to EAT WITHOUT GETTING FAT!
I'm killing time, waiting for time to kill me.
You're never too old to learn something stupid.
Never frown, because you never know who's falling in love with your smile.
Taking forever to pick up a phone call because you're dancing to your ring tone.
I can only endure saying goodbye because saying hello again will be all the sweeter.
Sometimes I look at people and think: That sperm actually won?
Disappointments are just God's way of saying: "I've got something better." Be patient, live life, have faith.
Chuck Norris puts the "fun" in "Funeral".
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
You need over 60 muscles to look angry and less then 10 to smile, so why tire yourself?
You never how much is enough until you know how much is too much.
Every day you will meet a moron; if you haven't met one today, tomorrow you'll meet two.
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