I love using big words to sound smart. I mean utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence.
Your a boy, I'm a girl. So tell me again why we aren't dating?
Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
That sad moment when you find an old conversation between you and someone you don't talk to anymore.
To catch me, you gotta be fast. To find me, you gotta be smart. To be me? Sh*t! You gotta be kidding!
Everybody is a student for life.
If we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket...I'd miss u heaps and think of you often.
Testing boys by not responding to their txts to see if they'll txt you again.
A girl just told me she wants something with a lot of diamonds for her birthday, I'm gettin her a deck of cards!
I study for minutes and take breaks for hours.
No one said it would be easy but I'm saying it's going to be worth it.
The minute you settle for less than what you deserve you get less than what you settled for.
I don't hate school. I just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams and waking up early in the morning.
Gravity is not the reason why people fall in love.
Roses are red. Violets are blue! Faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't be mad I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
You said what you said and you said what you said, so what you said is what you said.
Cool story bro, now go make me a sandwich.
Brushing your teeth before breakfast, is the same as wiping your ass before taking a shit.
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