Live everyday like it's your last because someday you will be right.
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
After Mondays and Tuesdays even the calender says WTF.
I'm killing time, waiting for time to kill me.
The world is full of guys, be a man.
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
11.24265336624% of people pay too much attention to details.
Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
I'm not an alchoholic, I'm a drunk. Alchoholics go to meetings.
I will still love you when you're no longer young and beautiful.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
Mephobia. The fear of becoming so awesome that everyone dies.
When a teacher sends you outside you have successfully won the argument.
Cockiness is just confidence without confidence.
Cool story bro. Put it in the history books with all the other boring sh*t I don't care about.
If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I had to reboot my computer...oh wait, he does.
Everything will be alright in the end, if its not alright, its not the end.
Cool story bro, tell it again and I'll punch you.
Me: *sneeze* Class: *silence*. Popular girl: *sneeze* Class: God bless you amazing and lovely sweetheart.
