I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.
Once upon a time, there was a boy and girl who loved each other. Then a slut came and ruined everything. The end.
Some women can't find a GOOD MAN cause they're too busy looking for a PERFECT MAN.
Its the scars that can't be seen that take the longest to heal.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
Everybody is a student for life.
Everything will be alright in the end, if its not alright, its not the end.
I hate people who are lazy. They're so lazy, they don't even finish their own
I'm not addicted to Twitter. I only tweet when I have time: lunch time, break time, off time, this time, that time, any time, all the time.
Take it easy, give it hard.
I love that whenever we speak I have no idea what to say or how to feel.
I'm sorry you had bad luck and turned out to be an idiot.
God made Heaven and Earth, the rest was made in China.
Whatever doesn't kill you, makes you weaker and weaker until it eventually kills you.
Facebook is for for friends who are now strangers, Twitter is for strangers who should be your friends.
The awkward moment when someones yelling at you and your desperately trying not to laugh at their angry face.
Did you just slap my ass? NO!? Damn I was hoping you did.
Stubbing your toe and telling the inanimate object to f*ck off.
If you watch Cinderella backwards, it's about a woman who learns her place.
