I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.
Negativity is poison for the soul.
Say what you mean and mean what you say because the people that matter don't mind and the people that mind don't matter.
Everybody thinks that a girl's dream is to find the perfect guy. Yeah right, our dream is to EAT WITHOUT GETTING FAT!
Everyone and everything eventually becomes only just a memory.
I hate when I walk into a room, forget what I need, walk out and then remember.
Rappers always talk about robbing people in their songs, thats why I download all their songs for free. Payback!
If we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket...I'd miss u heaps and think of you often.
Everybody is a student for life.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
Man: created by God, destroyed by a women.
People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges.
You know it's going to be a great story when its starts off with, "So this b*tch!..."
If it put a smile on my face, there is no reason to regret.
Be what you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
You are the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success. Fucking act like it.
Chuck Norris has three types of laundry...whites, darks and blood stained.
You can't define love, but love can define you.
If you lost your virginity, Chuck Norris probably has it.
