I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.
The people who know the least about you, always have the most to say.
If karma doesn't knock you out soon, I will.
When staring someone in the eyes, u wait for them to stare back at you.
F that B.
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
Everybody spread positivity.
Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
I hate when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache and suddenly she's not your friend anymore.
Don't look back. You'll miss what's in front of you.
I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.
An apple a day may keep the doctor away - but all these Macbooks are getting expensive.
Don't judge a book by its movie.
It's better to be the owner of your silence than the slave of your words.
Sometimes giving someone a second chance is like giving them a second bullet for their gun because they missed the first time.
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?'Hold my purse.'
People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges.
I hate when I walk into a room, forget what I need, walk out and then remember.
