I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.
A soulmate is meeting the piece of you that is missing. It's undeniable and scary, but you feel lost without it.
The people who know the least about you, always have the most to say.
I bet Osama Bin Laden regrets coming out of hiding to watch the Royal Wedding.
KEEP YOUR HEAD HIGH, and you're middle finger HIGHER.
Don't let the world change your smile, let your smile change the world.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
A girl looks at what a man drives. A woman looks at what drives a man.
Women worry about the things that men forget. Men worry about the things that women remember.
If there was only woman ruling the word there would be no wars. Just a bunch of countries jealous of each other.
You can hold on to a person but not a relationship.
Finding the meaning to life gives life no meaning.
If you're good at something, don't do it for free.
A real man gives up one night stands for a woman he can't stand one night without.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
Everyone is gifted, but some people never open their package.
The sacrifice of hiding in the light is living with your shadows.
Cry over cuts and stitches not bastards and bitches.
If you were my homework I'd do you on the table.
