I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.
Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.
F that B.
Finding the meaning to life gives life no meaning.
"Dude, that song is old." Sorry, I didn't notice the expiry date.
Boys will break your heart, Real men will pick up the pieces.
Take my advice, don't listen to my advice.
Cool story bro. Yeah your mums in the next chapter.
I'm invisible, can you see me? Yeah? How about tomorrow night?
I'll advise you... don't mess with me: I know Karate, Judo, Tai Kwon Do, Jujitsu and 28 other dangerous words.
If there was only woman ruling the word there would be no wars. Just a bunch of countries jealous of each other.
Mephobia. The fear of becoming so awesome that everyone dies.
If I got a nickel every time I told my wife I loved her....I'd have a nickel.
If we only attempt that which we are capable of doing, we will never grow.
I don't have enough middle fingers to show you how I feel.
Love needs to get glasses.
When your best friend comes to you with a bitch problem and you're like"I don't give a fuck."
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
We just have to accept the fact that some people are going to stay in our hearts....even if they don't stay in our lives.
