I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.
I will still love you when you're no longer young and beautiful.
Don't wait for the perfect moment, take the moment and make it perfect.
People are stupid, with random moments of brilliance.
Taking forever to pick up a phone call because you're dancing to your ring tone.
May the bridges I burn today, light the path tomorrow.
People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges.
My brain: 5% names, 3% phone numbers, 2% stuff I should know for school, 90% song lyrics.
Giving up does not always mean you're weak, sometimes it just means your strong enough to let go.
If you ever get caught sleeping on the job... slowly raise your head and say, 'In Jesus name, amen'
Aspire to inspire before you expire.
Behind every girls favorite song, is an untold story.
Boys will break your heart, Real men will pick up the pieces.
Chuck Norris made orange juice concentrate.
If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I had to reboot my computer...oh wait, he does.
Laughing at the person because the joke was a fail.
Playing comes first, you can work later.
Alarm Clocks, because every morning should begin with a heart attack.
I tried to send you the most sexy thing on the planet, but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox.
