I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.
Gravity is not the reason why people fall in love.
Homework: Do me do me. Internet: Don't listen to that slut.
You can hold on to a person but not a relationship.
I don't have enough middle fingers to show you how I feel.
Finding the meaning to life gives life no meaning.
Those awkward karate chops you give door just incase it shocks you.
If your not going to win the argument, lie.
Never lie to someone who trusts you. Never trust someone who lies to you.
Dreams lift when reality falls.
You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
Be kind and courteous to everyone you meet but have a plan to kill them quickly if necessary.
Giving up does not always mean you're weak, sometimes it just means your strong enough to let go.
If karma doesn't knock you out soon, I will.
The awkward moment when wikipedia has copied your homework.
Those who live by the sword are bound to be shot by those who don't.
Everything will be alright in the end, if its not alright, its not the end.
The awkward moment when people are complaining about the sizes of their nose when Voldemort's in the room.
