I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.
It's hard to answer "what's wrong", when nothing is right...
I'm thinking of a finger, and it's not 1, 2, 4, or 5.
When you judge another, you do not define them, you define yourself.
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
I love using big words to sound smart. I mean utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence.
Fairy tales are more than true; not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten.
Cool story bro. Needs more dragons.
Coughing in front of smokers to make them feel guilty.
Trust in God but lock your car.
An apple a day may keep the doctor away - but all these Macbooks are getting expensive.
You know you're getting old when people start telling you how young you look.
Laughing at the person because the joke was a fail.
People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges.
If you love something, let it go. If it doesn't come back to visit, hunt it down and kill it.
You'll never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have.
Cool story bro, tell it again and I'll punch you.
