I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.
If you watch Jaws backwards, its about a shark who throws up so many people, they have to open a beach.
I study for minutes and take breaks for hours.
Don't punish the man in front of you for the mistakes made by the man behind you.
I'm invisible, can you see me? Yeah? How about tomorrow night?
Aspire to inspire before you expire.
Don't waste electricity, would you like it if I turned you on and walked away?
Sometimes I look at people and think: That sperm actually won?
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
If you watch Cinderella backwards, it's about a woman who learns her place.
You got enemies, good that means you stood up for something.
Imagine how different your life would be if you said literally everything that was on your mind.
I'm tired of girls complaining that theres no good guys left...hello..we are where you left us, IN THE FRIEND ZONE.
You inspire me to be a better pervert.
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
Those awkward karate chops you give door just incase it shocks you.
Cool story bro. Publish it and sell it to someone who gives a shit.
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
You can hold on to a person but not a relationship.
