X
Enter your quote:
140
Select Category:
  
Enter the numbers as shown:

vote

Women don't want to hear what you think, women want to hear what they think, in a deeper voice.

vote

So you're the bitch that told the bitch that I'm a bitch well listen bitch it takes a bitch to know a bitch, bitch.

vote

I didn't lose my sanity. I sent it away for its own protection.

vote

Alarm Clocks, because every morning should begin with a heart attack.

vote

The notion that you feel my pain is extremely uncertain. You have to apply the experience and pain of my life in order to come to this road.

vote

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?

vote

Teacher: "DO YOU WANT TO SPEND LUNCH IN MY CLASS?!" Me: Are you asking me out? O_O

vote

Sneaking your seatbelt on slowly when you see a cop.

vote

A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts.

vote

Sometimes I look at people and think: That sperm actually won?

vote

Ran into my ex last week... backed up and ran over his ass again.

vote

How the hell does Freddy Kruger wipe his ass?

vote

The word of the day is 'legs'. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

vote

To whom much is expected, much should be suspected.

vote

Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

vote

Don't look back. You'll miss what's in front of you.

vote

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

vote

Today was a beautiful day. Then you showed up.

vote

Women want one man to fulfill their every need. Men want every woman to fulfill their one need.