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Women don't want to hear what you think, women want to hear what they think, in a deeper voice.

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Right things happen at the wrong time if you wait for them to happen.

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You got enemies, good that means you stood up for something.

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You live and you learn.

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I really need you to, put the camera down and step away from the mirror.

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When someone says they have to ask you a question, you think of all the bad things you've done recently.

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God made opposites. He made heaven and hell, darkness and light. He made me smart, and you....

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Don't tell me the rules if you can't even play the game.

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I don't have an attitude, I have a personality you can't handle.

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Cool story bro. Yeah your mums in the next chapter.

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Lifes a bitch....so when life sucks just sit back and enjoy the head.

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Light up the world with your smile, because you never know who might be stuck somewhere dark.

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Every sinner has a future, every saint has a past.

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Just because your smart doesn't mean your wise.

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Smart girls open their mind, easy girls open their legs, and foolish girls open their heart.

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A good friend buys you lunch. A true friend eats yours.

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The word 'studying' was made up of two words originally - 'students dying'.

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I can only endure saying goodbye because saying hello again will be all the sweeter.

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I'm not addicted to Twitter. I only tweet when I have time: lunch time, break time, off time, this time, that time, any time, all the time.