Women don't want to hear what you think, women want to hear what they think, in a deeper voice.
Cool story bro. Wanna hear mine? It's a fairy tale; once upon a time, I don't give a shit. The end.
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
My ideal mate is someone like you, but with a different personality and with a different face.