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Don't hate me because I'm better than you, hate yourself because you're not as good as me.

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Just like every president has a teleprompter, every idiot has a cameraman.

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Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

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If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?

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NO MUM. You're mad because you're wrong not because I was talking back.

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Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.

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Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.

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Those awkward karate chops you give door just incase it shocks you.

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When I'm bored, I eat. When I'm happy, I eat. When I'm sad, I eat.

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Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

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Today was a beautiful day. Then you showed up.

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When someone says "It's getting hot in here" I automatically think, "So take off all your clothes".

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You never know how precious it is until you lose it. And you never know how annoying it is until you have it.

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If I'm weird with you, I'm comfortable with you.

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Cool story bro. Yeah your mums in the next chapter.

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I want a person who comes into my life by accident, but stays on purpose.

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I miss you like an idiot misses the point.

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I told my ex I felt like killing her, and she said I needed professional help, So I hired a hitman.