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If you watch Jaws backwards, its about a shark who throws up so many people, they have to open a beach.

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Every sinner has a future, every saint has a past.

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I'm not addicted to Twitter. I only tweet when I have time: lunch time, break time, off time, this time, that time, any time, all the time.

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I know I just met you last week but I kinda, sorta, just maybe, seriously have been curiously thinking about you every day since.

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I'm not giving you an hour, or a second, or another minute longer. I'm busy getting stronger.

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If you watch Cinderella backwards, it's about a woman who learns her place.

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I order the club sandwich all the time, but I'm not even a member, man. I don't know how I get away with it.

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Auto-correct can kiss my ask.

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Every woman is beautiful, it just takes the right man to see it.

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The world needs less people that judge and more people that love.

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You got enemies, good that means you stood up for something.

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Don't like me? Take a seat with the rest of the bitches waiting for me to give a fuck

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When your best friend comes to you with a bitch problem and you're like"I don't give a fuck."

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Life is to SHORT, so kiss slowly, laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly.

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If you aren't good at lying, you better be good at keeping secrets.

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If you got haters, you must be doing something right.

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Each morning when we wake up, we have two choices: go back to sleep and keep dreaming, or wake up and chase those dreams.

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I don't have an attitude, I have a personality you can't handle.

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If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.